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EternalOptimist replied

2 December 2008, 20:26
Originally posted by Bob Dalek View Post

Just finished! Phew! A bit of a turtle's head situation. All OK, now, though.

please tell me you havn't been a week holding the turtles head. Thats got to be one for the guiness book of records
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Bob Dalek replied

2 December 2008, 16:01
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

you go a long time between poos.

are you a python-dalek ?

or anal-retentive-dalek ?

I try to have at least one poo per day

Just finished! Phew! A bit of a turtle's head situation. All OK, now, though.
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EternalOptimist replied

24 November 2008, 18:31
Originally posted by Bob Dalek View Post

Need another one ... back soon.

you go a long time between poos.

are you a python-dalek ?

or anal-retentive-dalek ?

I try to have at least one poo per day
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Bob Dalek replied

24 November 2008, 16:47
Need another one ... back soon.
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d000hg replied

12 November 2008, 17:01
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

my cute little daughter asked me where poo came from

Your daughter has never done a poo?!
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EternalOptimist replied

12 November 2008, 16:40
Originally posted by Bob Dalek View Post

My sincere apologies. You being the King of Bottom Matters, and all.

merci
I am the champ.
king of the ring.
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Bob Dalek replied

12 November 2008, 16:37
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

thats plagiarism that is. I did peni pads earlier

My sincere apologies. You being the King of Bottom Matters, and all.
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EternalOptimist replied

12 November 2008, 16:35
Originally posted by Bob Dalek View Post

I use it for another less bizarre reason. Do you suffer from fouled undies?

thats plagiarism that is. I did peni pads earlier
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chef replied

12 November 2008, 16:33
just when you thought CUK couldnt get any worse..

now, question is do you twist and read on .. or stick

(im in an odd mood today.. apologies)
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Bob Dalek replied

12 November 2008, 16:33
Originally posted by Incognito View Post

SPLASH? You are a heathen aren't you. That's what toilet papers for, to make a nice little bed for the plop to land on so you don't get splash back.

Then it sinks slowly below the waves like a little brown belgrano.

I use it for another less bizarre reason. Do you suffer from fouled undies?
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Bob Dalek replied

12 November 2008, 16:32
Order is restored. Let's move on with our lives.
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EternalOptimist replied

12 November 2008, 16:28
my cute little daughter asked me where poo came from

I explained about eating food, stomach, intestines etc. So all the goodness gets removed, then you sit on the toilet, and thats were poo comes from.

are you sure dad ?
certain
oh. and what about tigger ?
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Incognito replied

12 November 2008, 16:27
Originally posted by Bob Dalek View Post

The Metro? I'd have it read before the first splash!

SPLASH? You are a heathen aren't you. That's what toilet papers for, to make a nice little bed for the plop to land on so you don't get splash back.

Then it sinks slowly below the waves like a little brown belgrano.
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Bob Dalek replied

12 November 2008, 16:27
Ah! I think the gents is free ... back soon.
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oracleslave replied

12 November 2008, 16:26
Originally posted by Xenophon View Post

Another crap post.

Terrible toilet homour in this thread
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