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TimberWolf replied

1 August 2008, 11:19
I'd be interested to know when the question "does my bum look big in this?" was first made.
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Spacecadet replied

1 August 2008, 09:46
Originally posted by (Credited to the Emporer Augustus 63 BC – 29 AD)

Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued he asked: "Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?" "No your Highness," he replied, "but my father was."

brilliant
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DaveB started a topic At least it's not a knock-knock joke

1 August 2008, 09:31
At least it's not a knock-knock joke

A gag about a woman breaking wind has been unveiled as the world's oldest witticism in a new research project released today.
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