Reply to: Favourite brand of moose

[Archangel]

Why are mooses heads so big in relation to their body ? They must have the biggest head/body size ratio in the animal kingdom.

What about Rhinos?

There's only one way to decide this......................


FIGHT!

[DaveB]

There's a moose loose aboot the hoose

Hoots Mon!

[TheBigYinJames]

There's a restaurant I sometimes drive past called The Golden Tulip. I always have a chuckle to myself

My favourite chinese takeaway in Bellshill was called Shatin*


*apparently it's a racecourse in Hong Kong.

[EternalOptimist]

What am I gonna do?

Why are mooses heads so big in relation to their body ? They must have the biggest head/body size ratio in the animal kingdom.

[Moose423956]

Beats having a rat in me kitchen!

What am I gonna do?

[DiscoStu]

You you ever find yourself actually using 'tulip' as a swear word in RL ?

There's a restaurant I sometimes drive past called The Golden Tulip. I always have a chuckle to myself

[Clippy]

There's a moose loose aboot the hoose

Beats having a rat in me kitchen!

[Diver]

what's the last thing that goes through you mind when a Moose comes through your windscreen at 60 ?

[Spacecadet]

Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezus! Where's the driver's head then?

look closely where the Moose's hind legs join

[Moose423956]

i don't think it landed on the car - looks like it went in through the front and out the back

Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezus! Where's the driver's head then?

[Spacecadet]

The only way it could have landed on the back of the car is if it fell out of the sky. But what was it doing up there in the first place?

i don't think it landed on the car - looks like it went in through the front and out the back

[Moose423956]

Bleedin eck! That Moose must have been moving at a fair clip

The only way it could have landed on the back of the car is if it fell out of the sky. But what was it doing up there in the first place?

[PRC1964]

You you ever find yourself actually using 'tulip' as a swear word in RL ?

I've just about stopped swearing out loud as the kids pick up on it and they are still a bit too young to be swearing at their teachers.

[TheBigYinJames]

Yes although the website does have sh-it in the Url.

You you ever find yourself actually using 'tulip' as a swear word in RL ?

[Diver]

The only good moose is a dead moose.

Bleedin eck! That Moose must have been moving at a fair clip