Is sex with Lucy better than Chocolate? - Contractor UK Bulletin Board

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The Lone Gunman replied

29 May 2008, 17:25
Originally posted by PRC1964 View Post

Rohypnol is a bugger like that.

It leaves a nasty aftertaste and it makes your arse hurt too.
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cailin maith replied

29 May 2008, 16:49
Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post

Moose,
What happened on Saturday?

He killed the hamster, of course
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PRC1964 replied

29 May 2008, 16:42
Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post

I can't tell you.

Rohypnol is a bugger like that.
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Moose423956 replied

29 May 2008, 16:40
Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post

Moose,
What happened on Saturday?

I can't tell you.
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EternalOptimist replied

29 May 2008, 16:39
Originally posted by Lucy View Post

So tell us, TLG, what does a man expect from sex?

I dont rightly know. It a bit like mathematics, the more you think about it, the harder it gets
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Bagpuss replied

29 May 2008, 16:15
Moose,
What happened on Saturday?
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Lucy replied

29 May 2008, 16:13
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

Some mad withered old prune
HTH

You've gotten me mixed up with your girlfriend again, sas.
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Moose423956 replied

29 May 2008, 16:11
Originally posted by zathras View Post

Whose Lucy?

Who's

Or did you mean "the Lucy belonging to who"?
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sasguru replied

29 May 2008, 16:08
Originally posted by zathras View Post

Whose Lucy?

Some mad withered old prune
HTH
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zathras replied

29 May 2008, 16:06
Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post

What does the panel think?

Whose Lucy?
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The Lone Gunman replied

29 May 2008, 16:06
Originally posted by Lucy View Post

So tell us, TLG, what does a man expect from sex?

It is not an expectation. Often I expect to be disappointed. Lots of women like you seem to think sex is easy for blokes which is why it is ultimately unfulfiling.

It would take too long to explain, it would be much easier to show you.
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Lucy replied

29 May 2008, 15:56
Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post

From Lucys understanding of what a man needs from sex (see other thread) I am guessing chocolate.

So tell us, TLG, what does a man expect from sex?
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PRC1964 replied

29 May 2008, 15:54
Originally posted by Lucy View Post

a man who wees on himself, indeed!

I'm saving the planet by using less water.

I ought to apply for a grant of some sort.
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The Lone Gunman replied

29 May 2008, 15:49
From Lucys understanding of what a man needs from sex (see other thread) I am guessing chocolate.
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Lucy replied

29 May 2008, 15:33
Originally posted by PRC1964 View Post

I don't like chocolate so I'm tempted chose Lucy. However her technique is so poor that she has turned her boyfriend off BJs, and that is not a risk I want to take.

Bring on the chocs.

It was nothing to do with me or my technique.

And, besides, you would have no chance - a man who wees on himself, indeed!
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