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Previously on "Got an amusing Text"

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  • ChimpMaster
    replied
    Originally posted by wc2 View Post
    Taz,

    What's the most amount of men you've done on film.

    Funny level up to 1.7
    Woot! Slap my arse and call me Bambi! I'm not sure I can handle 1.7!



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  • wc2
    replied
    Originally posted by TazMaN View Post

    Please be advised that I make porn

    TazMan
    Taz,

    What's the most amount of men you've done on film.

    Funny level up to 1.7

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  • ChimpMaster
    replied
    Originally posted by Marina View Post
    Hey TazMan, don't pretend you're not amused by porn on the forecourt.

    Any one who sends dodgy emails like the one you did must enjoy porn too
    Dear Marina,

    Please be advised that I make porn, as well as enjoy it.

    Kind Regards

    TazMan

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  • Marina
    replied
    Hey TazMan, don't pretend you're not amused by porn on the forecourt.

    Any one who sends dodgy emails like the one you did must enjoy porn too

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  • ChimpMaster
    replied
    This isn't funny. Please refrain from posting further until you improve your level of funny.

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  • wc2
    started a topic Got an amusing Text

    Got an amusing Text

    It seems that garage forecourts are going to start broadcasting porno at the pumps.

    So you can watch someone else being fecked at the same time you are.

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