Has anyonr ever seen a Hollywood?

[d000hg]

I wounder where your missus is going when she says she is at the beauty parlour.

I heard she turned up and they said "it's a BEAUTY parlour, get lost".

[EternalOptimist]

Fritzl was a hollywood man

[Churchill]

Personally I prefer to put up with the furballs...

Cue 70s guitar music and Linda Lovelace doing the unmentionable...

[alreadypacked]

Tell you what - if the missus doesn't keep a regular appointment, it knackers the John Thomas on grow back (ouch!!) Like a sh@gging a thistle.

I think your missus is shaving, that's why the grow back is sharp. You would not have that problem with waxing.

Jubber, I wounder where your missus is going when she says she is at the beauty parlour.

[The Lone Gunman]

Yes lots. I have created 3! but with a razor not wax.

[Moose423956]

I hope to...one day.

[oracleslave]

Like a sh@gging a thistle.

Having considered this option a number of times I have always opted out

[Jubber]

Tell you what - if the missus doesn't keep a regular appointment, it knackers the John Thomas on grow back (ouch!!) Like a sh@gging a thistle.

[Spacecadet]

so many its almost the norm!

[alreadypacked]

Yes. Several.

Xenophon = anyonr

But who is Holywood

[Xenophon]

Yes. Several.