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  • Lucy
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    Originally posted by Troll View Post
    Thanks sweetie
    Where have you been trolly?

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  • Troll
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    Originally posted by Lucy View Post
    Yes dear.
    Thanks sweetie

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  • Lucy
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    Originally posted by Troll View Post
    May I say how disappointed I was to see this thread moved to Light Relief so quickly.
    Compared to the rest of the drivel in General and Lucy’s posts in particular, this thread had (hairy) legs and the makings of a classic

    HTH
    Yes dear.

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  • Troll
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    May I say how disappointed I was to see this thread moved to Light Relief so quickly.
    Compared to the rest of the drivel in General and Lucy’s posts in particular, this thread had (hairy) legs and the makings of a classic

    HTH

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  • ferret
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    Originally posted by Francko View Post
    No, he covets. That's his nature. And how do we begin to covet, Clarice? Do we seek out things to covet? Make an effort to answer now
    We begin by coveting what we see every day. Don't you feel eyes moving over your body, Clarice?

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by Francko View Post
    No, he covets. That's his nature. And how do we begin to covet, Clarice? Do we seek out things to covet? Make an effort to answer now
    Do you have a mask to cover your ugly face?

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  • Francko
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    Originally posted by Lucy View Post
    No, Kevin is definitely a cross-dresser...
    No, he covets. That's his nature. And how do we begin to covet, Clarice? Do we seek out things to covet? Make an effort to answer now

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by Lucy View Post
    No, Kevin is definitely a cross-dresser...
    Been talking to BP I see. My poor mate Kev

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  • Lucy
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    No, Kevin is definitely a cross-dresser...

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by Lucy View Post

    He indulged all the nutters in the world ...
    I like this lyric composition

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  • Francko
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    Originally posted by Lucy View Post
    That's a bit too generous for him ... I would say that he probably looks like this cartoon (p.s. this can also be taken for your next avatar sg)

    http://uclick.fdgrid.com/cache/2971_...9b1b018f6a.gif

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  • Lucy
    started a topic His name was guru

    His name was guru

    He was a showgirl....

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