Is MF David Brent then? Little fat mouthy twat with facial hair that makes him look like a fanny?
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Previously on "The Sad ShopKeeper from Slough"
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Guest repliedYeah yeah, we all know what kind of people wear 'taches.
Don't however, take that to mean I'm homophobic.
some of my ex-best friends are gay :-)
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Guest repliedDavid Brent is great - he is playing vital part in counter-attack designed to re-establish 'tash to levels of acceptance and adorance of the 70s.
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Guest repliedI fear his are not original though and were infact drilled into him by generations of drill sargents.
If you are going to take a swipe at the Army, at least have the sense to learn how to spell the ranks.
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Guest repliedIs MF David Brent then? Little fat mouthy twat with facial hair that makes him look like a fanny?
:lol
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Guest repliedexcellent,
credit where credit's due,
Shaun has a few gems to his name too, including:
"you wouldn't know a good time if it sat on your face and wiggled"
I fear his are not original though and were infact drilled into him by generations of drill sargents.
Milan.
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Guest repliedOh Im sorry too lowbrow for you
How about
"You sir are drunk!"
"and you madam are ugly, but in the morning I will be sober'.
A more personal favourite is
"I've always been sarcastic, before that I just used to point and laugh" - Darlene (Roseanne)
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Guest repliedit's the sort of line which distinguishes those from subsistence backgrounds.
Milan.
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Guest repliedPersonally I thought it was a great line.
Up there with
"I could have been your father but the alsation beat me to it"
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Guest started a topic The Sad ShopKeeper from SloughThe Sad ShopKeeper from Slough
is starting to make this site look like ComputerContractor.net
this is one of his trademark statements...
"It does indeed. I f-cked your mother and she said I was better than your dad and your brother."
Is this sort of dialogue good or bad for CUK ?
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