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    Mrs de Gaulle

    When Charles de Gaulle retired, his wife was asked by an English journalist what she was feeling.
    'appiness, she replied.

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    Do I get a prize?

    A Double Double shipped over from In and out burgers or some A1 would be nice!

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    Yeah it is a bit sweeping but it's as true as saying most delis are owned by Koreans - the sikhs have got the taxi market cornered in NY.

    $10 would be about right, and you'd go straight up the west side highway and along 34 St - 3rd is on the other side.

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    they're all sikhs
    Isn't that a bit of a sweeping generalisation? I don't remember that many Sikh cabbies. Most of the ones I've taken have been Africans. The charter thingy they have posted in the back says you're entitled to "an English speaking driver". I guess the Yanks haven't heard of irony...:rolleyes

    Oh, and straight up 3rd Ave isn't it? Cost, not much, less than $10 if there's not too much traffic.
    Scrap that, 3rd is Grand Central. 8th or 9th Ave then. I'll get the hang of this one day...:rolleyes

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    around $10 or $15. I would go up the west side highway....

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    Nah mate - they're all sikhs.

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    what ethnic group do most NY cabbies fall under?
    West Africans who know less than 4 words of English? If you're a fan of the great "Taxi", you'll be sadly disappointed.

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    Yeah, you see lots of Bosnians wearing turbans.

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    "Are you a pre-op transexual or a post-op David? "

    I'm a bloomer.

    "If your a local I'll give you a really really easy question - what ethnic group do most NY cabbies fall under"

    Madam Lola, I think she is Bosnian.

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    ROFLMFAO

    I'll give you a clue, NYC city is laid out on a grid - it's hard for a cabbie to rip you off and I don't know too many cabbies from Harlem.

    If your a local I'll give you a really really easy question - what ethnic group do most NY cabbies fall under?

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    Are you a pre-op transexual or a post-op David?

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    "How much to you reckon a cab would be from WTC site to say Penn station and which road would it go up? "

    It really depends on where the taxi driver comes from?
    Is he from the Bronx or from Harlem? They both take different routes depending on how bent they are.

    Anyway, I don't need to prove anything to your sissies.
    All I need to do is drop my trousers and put my loaf on the table to get my respect!!!

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    mine grew a lot when we went metric. the bugg*r nearly doubled

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    .....................long pause accompanied by the whirring of various search engines in the background...................

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    Hmm.

    Here's a test for our David's credentials since he claims to be a New Yorker.

    How much to you reckon a cab would be from WTC site to say Penn station and which road would it go up?

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