Reply to: Giving it a shake

Tip to avoid embarrassment in public toilets if you only have a small willy and think the bloke next to you might peep ....

Always carry a turkey neck in your pocket. Hold it next to your todger when taking a leak and give it a good banging on the porcelain when you've done.

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Re: milkshake

IsItOver are you sure its just that you like to masturbate in mens toilets that you're confused with. :rolleyes

Re: milkshake

The problem I see with this is:

Simply run your finger along the underside of your penis to force out any remaining liquid.

There you are standing at the pot in the pub and there's a few dodgy looking geezers around, you're either going to get beaten up or touched up

milkshake

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give their willy a big shake upon urination completion
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So does your weewee turn white when you do this?


Capn in "Someone had to ask" mode

darmstadt - that is both interesting and, pardon the pun, relieving to read. Thanks.

Have you noticed that petrol pumps always spill a few drops after you've finished pressing the trigger? Your hose must have been designed by the same man.

The sphincter muscle the pinches the urethra muscle closed is about eight inches from the tip of your penis, so some urine is trapped in front of it. If a few shakes doesn't prevent your from dotting your trousers, you can use a technique called urethal milking.

Simply run your finger along the underside of your penis to force out any remaining liquid. A study in the British Journal of Urology found that this little trick reduced post-pee dribble by nearly 30 percent.

These guys can help

wee problem

Is It ...I think you are getting all worked up over a wee problem.

Moved to 'light relief' - well, it is a 'relief' of sorts

... help with your prostate problem.

Did worry and wonder about that but it is common apparently with men with big willies - You think about it for a moment and consider the amount of fluid that a willy can hold in it... then times that by the number of men wandering around the country at this minute. No wonder there is a water shortage.

If it's so big why are you called 'Is it over?'

:rollin

Got any pictures or diagrams Isitover ..might be worth a try...ever tryed the kamasutra..many positions in there , only problem is position 102 is the same as position 75 ...except you have your fingêrs crossed :rolleyes

If it's so big why are you called 'Is it over?':lol

Sounds like you need ........

... help with your prostate problem.