Reply to: Changing Personal Name

[2uk]

Changing your appearance?

Changing your name?




You are Lord Lucan and I claim my £5

I know. I am wondering whether I shold rob a few banks prior ...

[wendigo100]

Norwich I don't think I have been there, isn't it meant to be quite posh?

Norwich is very nice, but not posh. That mad cookery lady runs a football club there.

Speaking of banjo playing, Winslow to the north of Aylesbury is the place for webbed hands and feet if you are really interested.

[TheFaQQer]

Where is that then?

In my signature - test please delete.

[Kylie4485]

Where is that then?

[TheFaQQer]

good point! where you was born then, maybe I could bully you about it

Come and join us in TPD and I'll tell you...

[Kylie4485]

good point! where you was born then, maybe I could bully you about it

[TheFaQQer]

you!

Ah.

Define "from" - "from" is can be an interesting concept. Taking "from" to mean where was I born, I'm not from where I live, nor am I from where I was brought up.

I would say that I'm from Yorkshire, but neither live there nor was I born there.

[Kylie4485]

who?

you!

[TheFaQQer]

where are you from?

who?

[Kylie4485]

where are you from?

[TheFaQQer]

Norwich I don't think I have been there, isn't it meant to be quite posh?

It's in Norfolk, and traditionally home to people with webbed feet.

Away football teams have been known to sing (to the tune of The Addams Family)

Your father is your brother
Your sister is your mother
You all s**g one another
The Norwich family

[Kylie4485]

Norwich I don't think I have been there, isn't it meant to be quite posh?

[wendigo100]

lol My partners a born a bred Aylesbury boy, I hope if we ever have children, that they don't come out with two heads and 10 fingers on each hand. (sorry Aylesbury people reading this)

I know a women whose Half brother is her cousin, but I think thats a bit more of the old 'having it off with my wifes sister' sort of thing

I've lived near Aylesbury for many years but I can safely say I wasn't born and bred there so none of that applies to me.

I'm from Norwich...

[Kylie4485]

lol My partners a born a bred Aylesbury boy, I hope if we ever have children, that they don't come out with two heads and 10 fingers on each hand. (sorry Aylesbury people reading this)

I know a women whose Half brother is her cousin, but I think thats a bit more of the old 'having it off with my wifes sister' sort of thing

[TheFaQQer]

It's a bit like the Forest of Dean then... you can end up being your own grandfather there.... and you get free banjo lessons in the local tech.

Many, many years ago, when I was twenty-three,
I was married to a widow who was pretty as can be
this widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red.
my father fell in love with her, and soon they too were wed.

This made my dad my son-in-law and really changed my life,
now my daughter was my mother, cause she was my father's wife.
to complicate the matter, even though it brought me joy,
I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy.

My little baby then became a brother-in-law to Dad,
and so became my uncle, though it made me very sad.
for if he was my uncle, then that also made him brother
of the widow's grown-up daughter, who, of course,
was my stepmother.

Father's wife then had a son who kept him on the run,
and he became my grandchild, for he was my daughter's son.
my wife is now my mother's mother, and it makes me blue,
because, although she is my wife, she's my grandmother, too.

Now if my wife is my grandmother, then I'm her grandchild,
and every time I think of it, it nearly drives me wild,
cause now I have become the strangest case you ever saw
as husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa!

Oh, I'm my own grandpa.
I'm my own grandpa.
it sounds funny I know but it really is so,
oh, I'm my own grandpa