Favourite Sauce

[gingerjedi]

I don't know why getting a burning sensation from something that is designed by nature to stop you eating it is so satisfying? But it is.

[barry_abs]

some of the comments on the hotsauce site are hilarious: "guaranteed to light up your ass" etc., like that is the only reason you'd buy the sauce..

"i want something to set my arse on fire.. i want a ring like a japanese flag.."

"what about this tabasco"

"hmm.. not sure, i want something guaranteed to light up my ass"

"ah, you need Pure Cap.. this one will have you wailing for mercy."

the blair sudden death sauce, with the attached skull, looks like one of Brian Fantana's colognes.

[gingerjedi]

This stuff hits the spot Pure cap.

Tony used this when the Hutton’s came round for tea.

I'm a sucker for anything hot but nothing has been as devastating as the puréed scotch bonnet sauce my mum brought back from Malaysia.

[barry_abs]

has to be Ketchup mixed with Mayonaisse - quality.

joke, right?

Henderson's Relish: like worcester sauce 'without the anchoves'? can't imagine how that would taste.. what do you eat it with?

[Goldenboy]

My fave sauce is one called Henderson's Relish and is only made in Sheffield, whenever I go back, I have to buys a couple of bottles of it

[The Lone Gunman]

Carry on and Frankie Howard.

[barry_abs]

when accustomed to the goose & eiderdown luxury of HP sauce, it's hard to go back to the cardboard box of Daddies.. it's not as bad as some of the tulip you get in greasy spoons though, in those brown, plastic squeezy bottles..

english mustard is a cruel mistress.. treat it with respect else it'll stab you in the eyes.. i'm a big ham, cheese and english mustard fan too - oh yes!

bbq base pizza though - yuck, no class..

no takers for heinz salad cream? i grew up on cheese, cucumber and salad cream sandwiches - heaven..

[mailric]

has to be Ketchup mixed with Mayonaisse - quality.

[MobileCheese]

instant answer: HP. it makes me cum.

i also like Branson pickle sauce.. i'm trying to get into Reggae Reggae Sauce, but haven't found its ultimate application yet.. any tips? it made me wretch on my toasted cheese and pork chop baguette..

Its gots to Heinz for tom sauce and HP for brown sauce. I had some Daddies Brown sauce recently on a bacon sandwich and it was minging .

Also though not really a sauce I love English Mustard, my ham and mustard sandwich's will blow your head off, non of this french weak crap.

My women to be curvy but 'must' have a smaller waist then me though by at least 4inchs.

I also prefer my Pizza's to have a bbq sauce base and not tomato.

[barry_abs]

i'm definately gonna put horseradish in my mash next time - top tip..

reggae reggae sauce tastes a bit watered-down, to be honest.. not nearly as spicey as jerk sauce.. it's different though, give it that..

any lime pickle fans?

[Clippy]

i'm trying to get into Reggae Reggae Sauce, but haven't found its ultimate application yet.. any tips?

Slap a bit on and pitch to some business angels.

Apparently they find it irresistable and will immediately profer large sums of cash.

[thunderlizard]

That's not true. In its naked form, great with roast beef. Water it down with cream and it goes with salmon, fishcakes and things like that. You can also 'cut' some into mashed potatoes, colcannon. If you can dream it, you can do it with Horseradish Sauce

[barry_abs]

horse radish is wonderful, but a bit of a one-trick-pony..

[thunderlizard]

Horseradish sauce.

[barry_abs]

instant answer: HP. it makes me cum.

i also like Branson pickle sauce.. i'm trying to get into Reggae Reggae Sauce, but haven't found its ultimate application yet.. any tips? it made me wretch on my toasted cheese and pork chop baguette..