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That's quite ok sg. I plan to run a series on my ailments from next week, with emphasis on bowel problems.

Now Thora's dead I have managed to secure a great sponsorship deal from Stannah.

Excellent wierd as usual.

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Mr and Mrs Potato had three daughters. One evening their eldest girl announced that she was going to marry King Edward. "Great" said her mum, "you'll be a queen".
Then daughter number two announced her engagement to a Jersey Royal and mum was over the moon. Finally, the youngest daughter gushed: "I'm going to be married to John Motson".
"But you can't marry him", wailed mum, "he's just a common tater".

One for Xavier O'Ggoth - sorry to get personal, but you do keep going on about your age:

Two elderly couples are chatting. One of the men says: "We went to a great restaurant last night".
"What was it called?" asks his pal.
He racks his brain. Then he says: "What's that red flower you give to someone you love?"
"A rose" his mate says.
"Rose" calls the man, "What's that restaurant we went to last night?"

An overweight blonde visited her dietician who advised her to run four miles a day for 300 days. After 300 days she phoned back and said: "I've lost three stones but I'm 1,200 miles from home".

A man goes to the doctor and says: "My brother thinks he's a chicken. He's been like it for two years". The doctor asks why he didn't come before.
The man replies: "We wanted the eggs".