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Paddy replied

17 August 2007, 08:22
Rule 10 applies to horse drawn brewers drays with two or more horses. So don’t try it with your car!
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richard-af replied

17 August 2007, 08:17
Originally posted by fzbucks View Post

Careful you'll be meeting up with CD for that drink

I'm feeling much sunnier today. Come on everybody, let's all sing a joyful melody in praise of the scrounging gits of our beautiful land.

Drink with CD? I don't drink my own urine, so I don't think he'd be interested!
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Diver replied

16 August 2007, 19:52
The welsh were known as the men of the longbow. not just the one that shot arrows

Probably get banned for this
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BA to the Stars replied

16 August 2007, 19:49
Originally posted by Diver View Post

7. In Chester, Welshmen are banned from entering the city before sunrise and from staying after sunset.

Only because English women prefer Welsh men

I thought it was because they were fed up, not hard up
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Diver replied

16 August 2007, 16:23
7. In Chester, Welshmen are banned from entering the city before sunrise and from staying after sunset.

Only because English women prefer Welsh men
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fzbucks replied

16 August 2007, 16:16
Originally posted by richard-af View Post

Strangest rule:

Do feck all in your life, other than spawn countless feral gits, and get a house and lolly.

Work and pay your way, and be drained dry by the State.

I'm feeling a bit Right Wing this afternoon.

Careful you'll be meeting up with CD for that drink
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fzbucks replied

16 August 2007, 16:15
Originally posted by zeitghost

And very impressive it is...

How much did it cost your client?

why you cheeky....

I finished work at 7 am this morning, went to my digs, drew it then and uploaded it, then drove home, now posting this comment.
so to answer your question it cost them fek all.

just like this post!

but not the ones made this morning before 7am.
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richard-af replied

16 August 2007, 15:12
Strangest rule:

Do feck all in your life, other than spawn countless feral gits, and get a house and lolly.

Work and pay your way, and be drained dry by the State.

I'm feeling a bit Right Wing this afternoon.
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fzbucks replied

16 August 2007, 15:09
Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post

offal

it appears it was not hard enough
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Moose423956 replied

16 August 2007, 15:07
Originally posted by fzbucks View Post

ofal

offal
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fzbucks replied

16 August 2007, 14:58
especially as I worked so hard on my avatar
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fzbucks replied

16 August 2007, 14:57
In CUK it's illegal to post against the view of the pack.

ooops don't ban me please.
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BA to the Stars replied

16 August 2007, 12:37
Guilty to breaking Rule 13.
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Pondlife replied

16 August 2007, 12:37
Aparently

Duelling is still legal in Paraguay as long as both participants are blood donors
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Burdock replied

16 August 2007, 12:36
Originally posted by zeitghost

have you been on holiday to Indonesia?!
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