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meridian replied

21 September 2009, 10:16
Originally posted by TinTrump View Post

A customer called David Foreskin.

Wonder if he's related to a mate of mine, David Alcock.
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Drewster replied

19 September 2009, 08:04
Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post

Drew Peacock was in the paper. I think his parents might have done the decent thing and re-named him though.

Ahem...... my surname is not Peebles although wasn't there a DJ?
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BlightyBoy replied

17 September 2009, 09:57
Yesterday evening, whilst watching kiddies t.v. with my young son, I noticed that one of the credits on the program he had just finished watching was for some person called "Milan Kwimlicka".

No word of a lie.

I bet they're popular at hen parties.
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Board Game Geek replied

15 September 2009, 07:32
TT posted : A customer called David Foreskin.

I wonder if he leaves a tip ?

IGMC
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TinTrump replied

11 September 2009, 10:45
A customer called David Foreskin.
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Mustang replied

9 September 2009, 15:07
Head of training at The AA is called Donald McSporran.
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DaveB replied

9 September 2009, 15:03
Guy I was at school with went by the splendid moniker of Carlton Buckley.

Not exactly a comedy name but definately unusual.

Last edited by DaveB; 9 September 2009, 15:14.
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Zippy replied

9 September 2009, 14:32
Had a lecturer called Mike Hunt. Try saying that to a bunch of 18 year olds.
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Clarky replied

9 September 2009, 12:52
Barry W@nkling. He's a pole tester too.

My mum went to school with Annette Curtain.
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norrahe replied

9 September 2009, 12:04
went to uni with a guy whose surname was Fokker
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Friendly Accountant replied

20 August 2009, 07:26
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

Swear to God, I know a guy called Donald McDonald.... I am sure it's some kind of child abuse...

I'll do you one better - I went to school with twins - Ronald and Donald McDonald!!
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saptastic replied

18 August 2009, 16:41
Robin Banks
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daviejones replied

18 August 2009, 16:18
It's true...he is on the GAL .....

Working on a VM Project...
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MrToast replied

18 August 2009, 15:40
Originally posted by daviejones View Post

I was at a meeting yesterday and apparently, in this company we have an IT Project Manager called.....

Cyrus Contractor!!!!

I had to question this as you do, but this is in fact his correct name and he is actually a contractor!!!!!

Strange but very true....

I've heard of this guy!!! He's based in London I think. I belive that his middle name is "IT Project Manager"
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slickcontractor replied

18 August 2009, 15:07
Originally posted by MobileCheese View Post

I went out tonight with for a drink with a few friends and my mate brought a work colleague along and her name was 'Charlie Purchase' lol not sure if her parents knew what they were doing at the time. Anyway I found it funny , anyone met people with odd names ?

My mates mate is called Ophelia Dick. I rolled in laughter the first time i had that...
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