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Previously on "How many lies do you tell each day?"

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  • richard-af
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    Originally posted by Pondlife
    The less you lie, the less you need to remember.
    I bet you've already forgotten that you said that.

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  • Chugnut
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    Originally posted by Pondlife
    The less you lie, the less you need to remember.
    Very true.

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  • richard-af
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    Originally posted by Ardesco
    Contractors are supposed to lie???

    They only lying contractors I have come across are the ones who have no skills and are totally useless and swear that they have 5 years experiance in offcie 2007 suite.....

    The rest of us are consumate professionals who don't need to lie because we know the right answer and tell it to the client straight because that is what they need to hear!
    Liar!

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  • Ardesco
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    Originally posted by richard-af
    You are a disgrace to the Contractor uniform.
    Contractors are supposed to lie???

    They only lying contractors I have come across are the ones who have no skills and are totally useless and swear that they have 5 years experiance in offcie 2007 suite.....

    The rest of us are consumate professionals who don't need to lie because we know the right answer and tell it to the client straight because that is what they need to hear!

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  • Pondlife
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    The less you lie, the less you need to remember.

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  • richard-af
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    Originally posted by Ardesco
    In all seriousness though very little.
    You are a disgrace to the Contractor uniform.

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  • richard-af
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    None! I lied.

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  • Ardesco
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    Depends how many posts i make


    In all seriousness though very little. I found out a long time ago that you normally get caught out when telling lies and they invariably come back to bite you on the ass. I tend to just shut my mouth instead now.

    Although I do tend to tell my son silly lies, like if you don't eat up all your dinner you won't grow, if you don't brush your teeth twice a day they will all fall out, father christmas is real, the tooth fairy is real, dragons and fairies and assorted fantasy creatures really do exist etc.
    Last edited by Ardesco; 1 August 2007, 13:05.

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  • daviejones
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    I try not to...but there are obviously exceptions.....

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  • Xenophon
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    79,362,954.

    That is the truth.

    Honest...

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  • n5gooner
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    none.. ops there one to start with...

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  • ZZZZ Snoozer
    started a poll How many lies do you tell each day?

    How many lies do you tell each day?

    21
    0 - 1 I don't believe you
    42.86%
    9
    2 - 5 I only lie about my sex life and how much I drink
    28.57%
    6
    5 - 10 Honest, truthful type
    14.29%
    3
    10 - 25 Average ?
    4.76%
    1
    25 - 50 I could have been a poitician
    0.00%
    0
    > 50 I am an agent pretending to be a contractor
    9.52%
    2
    Note: Include your answer to this poll, if the answer is itself untruthful

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