How high is Bangalore above sea level?

[BrilloPad]

I reckon you have a few days to milk that for all you are worth!

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I think the mods usually pop in over xmas/new year. Just to see what troll has been up to....

[Numpty]

And why is this thread is LR?

Oh yes : general is just for atw's lunch threads. f**king mod's pet.

I reckon you have a few days to milk that for all you are worth!

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Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Thank you for your support during 2009. We will be back on January 4th.

[BrilloPad]

And why is this thread is LR?

Oh yes : general is just for atw's lunch threads. f**king mod's pet.

[singhr]

Tall towers won't save them. We radical atheists are planning a worldwide 9/11 aimed at the commercial centres of predominantly religious countries.

Has Richard Dawkins told us how many virgins we get once we've done the deed?

[RichardCranium]

It matters not whether Bangalore is submerged.

Within a couple of years the Indian sub-continent work will have all been outsourced to places like Korea.

The Indian call centre owners have been complaining about this for some time now. They can see there business model collapsing within 2 or 3 years unless they also get onto the outsourcing bandwagon.

How my heart pumps purple piss for them.

[xoggoth]

Sea level won't rise provided we prevent any ice currently on land from entering the sea. We should just get loads of bulldozers to the Antarctic to pile all the snow up in the cold bit in the middle and build a huge snowman.

[HairyArsedBloke]

'king 'ell. Another thread falls through threaded's time portal. He should get that thing fixed before some get hurt.

Anyway, the plan to get Pakistan and India to go into an all out nuclear war is coming along nicely. That'll bring the jobs back home. No company will ever consider overseas outsourcing after that happens.

[xoggoth]

Tall towers won't save them. We radical atheists are planning a worldwide 9/11 aimed at the commercial centres of predominantly religious countries.

[Mr.Madras]

Lol!

hey there,

sorry to burst your bubble but all the IT jobs are gonna stay with Bangalore even with global warming at its worst! This is because the average elevation in b'lore is 920 m (3,018 ft) and the maximum projected sea water level rise is 2m!! Au contraire london and most of the british isles along with coastal america would sink...and where would those jobs go?? To bangalore and chennai [elevation:6.7 metres (22 ft)] ofcourse

sources : Indian citizen-Chennai resident!

[wobbegong]

sorry dude, apparently all the software guys are based at the top of really tall tower blocks....back to the drawing board

It doesn't matter where they are, it's where the electricity sub stations, relays, phone companies, and ISPs are, that matters.

[Moscow Mule]

sorry dude, apparently all the software guys are based at the top of really tall tower blocks....back to the drawing board

Although I can see some mileage in a business that supplies lightweight bridges spanning tall buildings...

[Burdock]

If there is enough global warming will Bangalore disappear under water? And will all IT jobs come back onshore?

sorry dude, apparently all the software guys are based at the top of really tall tower blocks....back to the drawing board

[BrilloPad]

If there is enough global warming will Bangalore disappear under water? And will all IT jobs come back onshore?