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  • freakydancer
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    fd: this is too much. restrain your posts or i will follow up on my pm to you yesterday.
    thanks
    sp
    Last edited by scotspine; 25 July 2007, 12:25.

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  • richard-af
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    Southern Puff

    Originally posted by andrew_neil_uk
    I always found the Biffa Bacon stuff a bit pointless - just violence for the sake of it - maybe I am just a Southern puff?
    Yes

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  • Kyajae
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    "The Modern Parents" - feckin' quality p1ss-take out of lefty, right-on politcally-correct t0ssers.

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  • thunderlizard
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    "Jeffry Dahmer vs Geoffrey Palmer" was good.

    and, from "50 things you didn't know about cheese and dreams":

    "Scientists have proved that if we couldn't dream, we'd go mental. A snail was once prevented from dreaming by having an electric current passed through it. It went crackers, before going hard and bursting into flames."

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by richard-af
    Violent and just hilarious.

    Biffa's Dad: "How, Biffa, did ye just call my pint a puff?", etc.

    And... the Viz Holiday Special (over 10 years ago): Spitfire McGuire - brilliant!
    I always found the Biffa Bacon stuff a bit pointless - just violence for the sake of it - maybe I am just a Southern puff?

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  • richard-af
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    Biffa Bacon

    Violent and just hilarious.

    Biffa's Dad: "How, Biffa, did ye just call my pint a puff?", etc.

    And... the Viz Holiday Special (over 10 years ago): Spitfire McGuire - brilliant!
    Last edited by richard-af; 24 July 2007, 13:31.

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  • Board Game Geek
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    No. Next.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    i like syd logic (or whatever his name was)

    'you are unaware of approximately 50% of the situation'







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  • Burdock
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    borderline boilers

    up the arse corner

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  • Zorba
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    I quite liked 'here comes Stanley' - reminded me of a bloke I worked with.

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  • Ruprect
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    Battle of the one eyed Gordons - Gordon Brown Vs Gordon Banks...

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  • xoggoth
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    Me like VIZ.

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  • Alf W
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    My mother-in-law pays for my annual subscription as a birthday present.

    The best Top Tip was about hiding can rings in dog turds and burying them on the beach to piss off people with metal detectors.

    "The thieving gypsy bastards" was a classic.

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  • Swamp Thing
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    I used to like Rude Kid:

    Man: hello young fellow! Can you tell where the nearest petrol station is?

    Rude Kid: Pi55 up a stick, mister!!

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by freakydancer
    I forgot you were too sophisticated for such purile material
    No mate, when I was younger I found it genuinely funny. I don't know if it's a function of age or the fact that it really isn't as funny as it once was but it just doesn't amuse me anymore.

    Now feck off. You didn't invent youth you know. You're not the first! Even Zeity was a "hip cool dude" once!

    (well maybe not...)
    Last edited by Churchill; 19 July 2007, 16:42.

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