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freakydancer replied

25 July 2007, 11:56
fd: this is too much. restrain your posts or i will follow up on my pm to you yesterday.
thanks
sp

Last edited by scotspine; 25 July 2007, 12:25.
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richard-af replied

25 July 2007, 08:12
Southern Puff

Originally posted by andrew_neil_uk

I always found the Biffa Bacon stuff a bit pointless - just violence for the sake of it - maybe I am just a Southern puff?

Yes
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Kyajae replied

24 July 2007, 15:25
"The Modern Parents" - feckin' quality p1ss-take out of lefty, right-on politcally-correct t0ssers.
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thunderlizard replied

24 July 2007, 15:04
"Jeffry Dahmer vs Geoffrey Palmer" was good.

and, from "50 things you didn't know about cheese and dreams":

"Scientists have proved that if we couldn't dream, we'd go mental. A snail was once prevented from dreaming by having an electric current passed through it. It went crackers, before going hard and bursting into flames."
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BrilloPad replied

24 July 2007, 13:38
Originally posted by richard-af

Violent and just hilarious.

Biffa's Dad: "How, Biffa, did ye just call my pint a puff?", etc.

And... the Viz Holiday Special (over 10 years ago): Spitfire McGuire - brilliant!

I always found the Biffa Bacon stuff a bit pointless - just violence for the sake of it - maybe I am just a Southern puff?
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richard-af replied

24 July 2007, 13:29
Biffa Bacon

Violent and just hilarious.

Biffa's Dad: "How, Biffa, did ye just call my pint a puff?", etc.

And... the Viz Holiday Special (over 10 years ago): Spitfire McGuire - brilliant!

Last edited by richard-af; 24 July 2007, 13:31.
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Board Game Geek replied

21 July 2007, 23:15
No. Next.
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EternalOptimist replied

21 July 2007, 11:01
i like syd logic (or whatever his name was)

'you are unaware of approximately 50% of the situation'
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Burdock replied

20 July 2007, 11:13
borderline boilers

up the arse corner
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Zorba replied

20 July 2007, 09:42
I quite liked 'here comes Stanley' - reminded me of a bloke I worked with.
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Ruprect replied

19 July 2007, 20:14
Battle of the one eyed Gordons - Gordon Brown Vs Gordon Banks...
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xoggoth replied

19 July 2007, 18:32
Me like VIZ.
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Alf W replied

19 July 2007, 18:07
My mother-in-law pays for my annual subscription as a birthday present.

The best Top Tip was about hiding can rings in dog turds and burying them on the beach to piss off people with metal detectors.

"The thieving gypsy bastards" was a classic.
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Swamp Thing replied

19 July 2007, 17:13
I used to like Rude Kid:

Man: hello young fellow! Can you tell where the nearest petrol station is?

Rude Kid: Pi55 up a stick, mister!!
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Churchill replied

19 July 2007, 16:40
Originally posted by freakydancer

I forgot you were too sophisticated for such purile material

No mate, when I was younger I found it genuinely funny. I don't know if it's a function of age or the fact that it really isn't as funny as it once was but it just doesn't amuse me anymore.

Now feck off. You didn't invent youth you know. You're not the first! Even Zeity was a "hip cool dude" once!

(well maybe not...)

Last edited by Churchill; 19 July 2007, 16:42.
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