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When this subject comes up I always say pathetically tiny on the principle that most will think that nobody would admit that if it was true and I must be well endowed. (When in fact I am pathetically tiny)
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Are we talking girth here?Good, because I can't reach the end with my tape measure.Originally posted by VitoI would hope so...surely these sizes can't relate to length...Permies maybe, but Contractors...nah
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I really would expect giant green lizards to be a bit, well, GIANT
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I would hope so...surely these sizes can't relate to length...Permies maybe, but Contractors...nah
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This thread is all crap. I would delete it if i could.Originally posted by VitoWhat on earth????
It is wrong and sexist that female contractors have been left out of this...I am disgusted in the sexist attitude on this board...we should not have threads that exclude either gender...this is the 21st century for goodness sake...
So...I'm going to put this right...
If there are any female contractors out there that want to take part then I suggest you come on round and I'll let you measure me and post the results...don't get any funny ideas though, the work package is simply to measure my package...don't want you getting ideas above your station!
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What on earth????
It is wrong and sexist that female contractors have been left out of this...I am disgusted in the sexist attitude on this board...we should not have threads that exclude either gender...this is the 21st century for goodness sake...
So...I'm going to put this right...
If there are any female contractors out there that want to take part then I suggest you come on round and I'll let you measure me and post the results...don't get any funny ideas though, the work package is simply to measure my package...don't want you getting ideas above your station!
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Do it again. But now we know you don't need endowment insurance.
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Is this an appropriate place to complain about how "large" condoms are hardly any bigger than normal ones?
Alternatively, is there no appropriate place in the world to complain about that?
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Originally posted by KyajaeLogicall if my dick was >=9 inches, it must therefore be greater than or equal to 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, ,3 inches - where the multiple choice?
Sorry I meant less than or equal but typed in higher than or equal . Sh@t. I blew the whole thread. Also it should have been anonymous. cancel the thread , stop it !
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Originally posted by Burdock
Logicall if my dick was >=9 inches, it must therefore be greater than or equal to 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, ,3 inches - where the multiple choice?
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Contractor average d. size.
14>= 3 Inch14.29%2>= 4 inch0.00%0>= 5 inch14.29%2>= 6 inch28.57%4>= 7 inch14.29%2>= 8 inch7.14%1>= 90.00%0more than 9 inch0.00%0You don't want to know !0.00%0I don't want to know !21.43%3Step aside ladies. This is man business.
What is your d. size ? Now that we have established that most of the contractors don’t lie, let’s see what is the average size in here. Remember, this poll is not about whether size matters or not but is about the average size of the contractor.Last edited by 2uk; 4 May 2007, 15:28.
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