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Previously on "Who would you most like to have s*x with?"
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What the heck...go from behind and what difference does it make...they can be fat, thin, male, female, attractive, ugly...common y'al...we're all contractors, a gig is a gig!
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Originally posted by xoggothIf it's a fantasy anyway, why would reality matter? I often toss off thinking about ATW. In my fantasy he looks like Catherine Zeta Jones or Keira Knightley.
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I bet hes a bloke or worse a fckuin tranny
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But she then would truely be classed as a Personnel Service Company and she's in enough touble with IR.
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Originally posted by SallyAnneHe is a bloke Max
16 votes SA.
You could make some additional income if you offered your services to some gents on here. I think the going rate is £150 an hour (which is alot more than any contract i've come across)
Its tax free also and outside IR35
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Originally posted by ChurchillI'm not telling who I voted for (but I was the 16th!!!)
"It doesn't how many came before just so long as you're the last"
Churchill - In "Cue for a song mefinks!!!" mode!
Oh you are soooo going to get it
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I'm not telling who I voted for (but I was the 16th!!!)
"It doesn't how many came before just so long as you're the last"
Churchill - In "Cue for a song mefinks!!!" mode!
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Originally posted by MaxamusNah im holding it in, gonne rmake it last so i can use it to paste my wallpaper!
I bet hes a bloke or worse a fckuin tranny
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Originally posted by SallyAnnemax, if you've already w*nked over Wendigo you're in for a bit of a shock mate
Nah im holding it in, gonne rmake it last so i can use it to paste my wallpaper!
I bet hes a bloke or worse a fckuin tranny
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Originally posted by SallyAnnemax, if you've already w*nked over Wendigo you're in for a bit of a shock mate
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Originally posted by Maxamusye i want to sex0r wendigo
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Originally posted by realityhackI assume there's going to be a poll here - or is this out of the CUK members? Maxamus, fancy a go at Wendigo?
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