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Previously on "Who would you most like to have s*x with?"
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 What the heck...go from behind and what difference does it make...they can be fat, thin, male, female, attractive, ugly...common y'al...we're all contractors, a gig is a gig!
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 Originally posted by xoggothIf it's a fantasy anyway, why would reality matter? I often toss off thinking about ATW. In my fantasy he looks like Catherine Zeta Jones or Keira Knightley.          
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 If it's a fantasy anyway, why would reality matter? I often toss off thinking about ATW. In my fantasy he looks like Catherine Zeta Jones or Keira Knightley.I bet hes a bloke or worse a fckuin tranny
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 But she then would truely be classed as a Personnel Service Company and she's in enough touble with IR.
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 i knew itOriginally posted by SallyAnneHe is a bloke Max  
 
 16 votes SA.
 You could make some additional income if you offered your services to some gents on here. I think the going rate is £150 an hour (which is alot more than any contract i've come across)
 
 Its tax free also and outside IR35  
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 Originally posted by ChurchillI'm not telling who I voted for (but I was the 16th!!!)  
 
 "It doesn't how many came before just so long as you're the last"
 
 Churchill - In "Cue for a song mefinks!!!" mode!
 Oh you are soooo going to get it  
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 I'm not telling who I voted for (but I was the 16th!!!)  
 
 "It doesn't how many came before just so long as you're the last"
 
 Churchill - In "Cue for a song mefinks!!!" mode!
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 He is a bloke MaxOriginally posted by MaxamusNah im holding it in, gonne rmake it last so i can use it to paste my wallpaper!
 
 I bet hes a bloke or worse a fckuin tranny   
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 Originally posted by SallyAnnemax, if you've already w*nked over Wendigo you're in for a bit of a shock mate 
 Nah im holding it in, gonne rmake it last so i can use it to paste my wallpaper!
 
 I bet hes a bloke or worse a fckuin tranny  
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 ROFLOriginally posted by SallyAnnemax, if you've already w*nked over Wendigo you're in for a bit of a shock mate 
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 max, if you've already w*nked over Wendigo you're in for a bit of a shock mateOriginally posted by Maxamusye i want to sex0r wendigo   
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 ye i want to sex0r wendigoOriginally posted by realityhackI assume there's going to be a poll here - or is this out of the CUK members? Maxamus, fancy a go at Wendigo?  
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