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Previously on "Got A Fat Bird With Constant Headaches?"

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  • wobbegong
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    The hormone-releasing pill has so far only been given to female monkeys and shrews who displayed more mating behaviour and ate less.
    Phwoarrrrr! Shrews, eh? Praise the Lord and pass the Selotape.

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  • Troll
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    Wasn't there an article that linked the narrow saddle design on bicycles to low sperm count?

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  • vetran
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    I always found riding the village bike made me feel better!

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  • Flubster
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    Originally posted by Clippy
    Threaded - is there anything a bicycle ride won't cure?

    (Clippy in I prefer motorised transportation mode).
    Saddle sores?

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  • Clippy
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    Threaded - is there anything a bicycle ride won't cure?

    (Clippy in I prefer motorised transportation mode).

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  • bangface
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    Originally posted by churkus
    and also the fatter the berry the sweeter the juice
    and in some cases the fatter the berry, the sweatier the juice!!!

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  • threaded
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    Don't need no blessed pill for this! A 30 minute bicycle ride with a 10 minute speed burst every day will make your body produce the type 2 thingy all by itself.

    threaded in "don't know why I remember this stuff" mode

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  • churkus
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    Originally posted by Kyajae
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/6606927.stm

    You can turn her into raving nymph and and slim her down at the same time.
    and also the fatter the berry the sweeter the juice

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  • Kyajae
    started a topic Got A Fat Bird With Constant Headaches?

    Got A Fat Bird With Constant Headaches?

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/6606927.stm

    You can turn her into raving nymph and and slim her down at the same time.

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