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[Kyajae]

Its not so much the size but the gravity defying way in which they only bounce up and not down....

If they only bounce up, they are probably up to her eye balls by now. How on earth does she see in front of her? I agree, we need pics to properly assess this problem.

Please see to it, Sockpuppet, there's a good chap.

[The Lone Gunman]

I'd say were talking 2.5BSH per jubbly. Then again I have big hands.

Its not so much the size but the gravity defying way in which they only bounce up and not down....

Come on man, where are the pictures? your <ahem>mate<ahem> did get them off the camera didn't you?

[Sockpuppet]

I'd say were talking 2.5BSH per jubbly. Then again I have big hands.

Its not so much the size but the gravity defying way in which they only bounce up and not down....

[Kyajae]

BSH? Basic Hand Stoke?

BSH - British Standard Handful!

[Sockpuppet]

My missus is an IT trainer for an investment bank and she is bored stupid. It's a pretty repetitive, repetitive job. Money is good though.

Exactly. I don't do the training, but still get some money and the delegates get something to look at.

Everyone is a winner.

[Sockpuppet]

Perhaps the best way to resolve this conundrum is to apply the BSH measuring test. If one cupped tit complies with a standard BSH, you have a total score of 2 BSH. (2 tits x 1 BSH)

Likewise, If one cupped tit however, requires 3 BSH, obviously you have a total of 6 BSH. (2 tits x 3 BSH)

The system is quite easy and works for me everytime.

BSH? Basic Hand Stoke?

[Kyajae]

I'm only hiring you becuase you have a cracking set of tits.

Thinking of branching out into training. Had a few positive responses from people I have spoken to it about and they want me to run courses for them (non IT).

Now. As the majority of logistics people are blokes I'm gonna ask a friend who is foxy as hell to do it basically becuase her fine figure will keep them interested for a lot longer than I can.

The nature of the training requires very little knowledge other than the material I will provide, also as she's unemployed I can pay her less and keep the profit.

Now...is this ethical and would it work.

Perhaps the best way to resolve this conundrum is to apply the BSH measuring test. If one cupped tit complies with a standard BSH, you have a total score of 2 BSH. (2 tits x 1 BSH)

Likewise, If one cupped tit however, requires 3 BSH, obviously you have a total of 6 BSH. (2 tits x 3 BSH)

The system is quite easy and works for me everytime.

[XTC]

I'm only hiring you becuase you have a cracking set of tits.

Thinking of branching out into training. Had a few positive responses from people I have spoken to it about and they want me to run courses for them (non IT).

Now. As the majority of logistics people are blokes I'm gonna ask a friend who is foxy as hell to do it basically becuase her fine figure will keep them interested for a lot longer than I can.

The nature of the training requires very little knowledge other than the material I will provide, also as she's unemployed I can pay her less and keep the profit.

Now...is this ethical and would it work.

My missus is an IT trainer for an investment bank and she is bored stupid. It's a pretty repetitive, repetitive job. Money is good though.

[EternalOptimist]

she came into the training room and pointed a pair of 45's at me. And in her hand she held a gun

[Sockpuppet]

I've found her myspace but so far no pictures of her tits on it.

She lent a camera to my mate who found some naked photos of her, which meant him and his wife had "words" and lead to this: http://forums.contractoruk.com/showp...1&postcount=26

I feel those photos should be part of her application.

[kirk]

If you put up a picture of her, we can all tell you if she would command our full attention. We can assess her assets and give you a stiff.. solid reason to get on with ...get her on board.

Good idea; I'll go with that !

[mictech]

If you put up a picture of her, we can all tell you if she would command our full attention. We can assess her assets and give you a stiff.. solid reason to get on with ...get her on board.

[Clippy]

Now...is this ethical...

Hmm, I see your point - it is a tough one.

Let's start from the beginning.

How big are they and do you have any pictures.

[hyperD]

And she would be disappointed if you didn't touch them....er, hire her. Sorry.

[Captain Dispensable]

I think she'll know that already.