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    Whats the best way to say.....

    I'm only hiring you becuase you're good looking.

    Thinking of branching out into training. Had a few positive responses from people I have spoken to it about and they want me to run courses for them (non IT).

    Now. As the majority of logistics people are blokes I'm gonna ask a friend who is foxy as hell to do it basically becuase her fine figure will keep them interested for a lot longer than I can.

    The nature of the training requires very little knowledge other than the material I will provide, also as she's unemployed I can pay her less and keep the profit.

    Now...is this ethical and would it work.
    Last edited by Sockpuppet; 13 December 2013, 17:04.

    #2
    I think she'll know that already.
    "If it floats, flies, or f***s, lease it." - Evel Knievel when he wasn't jumping buses or women

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      #3
      And she would be disappointed if you didn't touch them....er, hire her. Sorry.
      If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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        #4
        Originally posted by Sockpuppet
        Now...is this ethical...
        Hmm, I see your point - it is a tough one.

        Let's start from the beginning.

        How big are they and do you have any pictures.

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          #5
          If you put up a picture of her, we can all tell you if she would command our full attention. We can assess her assets and give you a stiff.. solid reason to get on with ...get her on board.

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            #6
            Originally posted by mictech
            If you put up a picture of her, we can all tell you if she would command our full attention. We can assess her assets and give you a stiff.. solid reason to get on with ...get her on board.
            Good idea; I'll go with that !

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              #7
              I've found her myspace but so far no pictures of her tits on it.

              She lent a camera to my mate who found some naked photos of her, which meant him and his wife had "words" and lead to this: http://forums.contractoruk.com/showp...1&postcount=26

              I feel those photos should be part of her application.

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                #8
                she came into the training room and pointed a pair of 45's at me. And in her hand she held a gun










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                ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Sockpuppet
                  I'm only hiring you becuase you have a cracking set of tits.

                  Thinking of branching out into training. Had a few positive responses from people I have spoken to it about and they want me to run courses for them (non IT).

                  Now. As the majority of logistics people are blokes I'm gonna ask a friend who is foxy as hell to do it basically becuase her fine figure will keep them interested for a lot longer than I can.

                  The nature of the training requires very little knowledge other than the material I will provide, also as she's unemployed I can pay her less and keep the profit.

                  Now...is this ethical and would it work.
                  My missus is an IT trainer for an investment bank and she is bored stupid. It's a pretty repetitive, repetitive job. Money is good though.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Sockpuppet
                    I'm only hiring you becuase you have a cracking set of tits.

                    Thinking of branching out into training. Had a few positive responses from people I have spoken to it about and they want me to run courses for them (non IT).

                    Now. As the majority of logistics people are blokes I'm gonna ask a friend who is foxy as hell to do it basically becuase her fine figure will keep them interested for a lot longer than I can.

                    The nature of the training requires very little knowledge other than the material I will provide, also as she's unemployed I can pay her less and keep the profit.

                    Now...is this ethical and would it work.

                    Perhaps the best way to resolve this conundrum is to apply the BSH measuring test. If one cupped tit complies with a standard BSH, you have a total score of 2 BSH. (2 tits x 1 BSH)

                    Likewise, If one cupped tit however, requires 3 BSH, obviously you have a total of 6 BSH. (2 tits x 3 BSH)

                    The system is quite easy and works for me everytime.

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