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Isn't the usual trick to wait 2 days, go back and dig up the road you just finished digging up, and repeat until the clocks go back?
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Originally posted by KyajaeWhere shall we start?
Mountsorrel
Sileby
Birstall
Kirby Muxloe
Do you have any nominations?
Shelthorpe, Shepshed, Coalville, Whitwick, Diseworth, etc...
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Originally posted by EqualOpportunitiesWhere were you thinking of? I'm from that neck of the woods...
Mountsorrel
Sileby
Birstall
Kirby Muxloe
Do you have any nominations?
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Originally posted by KyajaeCan I nominate a village not far from me? It's become the chav-capital of north Leicestershire. If you could dig up and close every road going in and out of the place, at lest the rest of us wouldn't have to avoid these little turds racing around in their sh1tty little Vauxhaul Corsas.
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Originally posted by SallyAnneWhy are you hiding in here today? are you scared of someone? do you want me to them for ya?
Im scared of everyone.
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Originally posted by Maxamuslooks like i'll have to have a look if Leicester are looking for people
Why are you hiding in here today? are you scared of someone? do you want me to them for ya?
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Originally posted by KyajaeCan I nominate a village not far from me? It's become the chav-capital of north Leicestershire. If you could dig up and close every road going in and out of the place, at lest the rest of us wouldn't have to avoid these little turds racing around in their sh1tty little Vauxhaul Corsas.
looks like i'll have to have a look if Leicester are looking for people
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Originally posted by BOBJWhy don't you do them all? Make sure you do it in the middle of the night so no one ever sees you actually working. Are drive-by-shootings on 10 blokes stood round a hole in the road legal?
Yes those drive-by shootings are legal
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Originally posted by MaxamusJust wondering which street i should dig up next and what roads to close.........
Can I nominate a village not far from me? It's become the chav-capital of north Leicestershire. If you could dig up and close every road going in and out of the place, at lest the rest of us wouldn't have to avoid these little turds racing around in their sh1tty little Vauxhaul Corsas.
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Why don't you do them all? Make sure you do it in the middle of the night so no one ever sees you actually working. Are drive-by-shootings on 10 blokes stood round a hole in the road legal?
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