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Maxamus replied

4 April 2007, 11:57
Originally posted by PAH

Is that on the "reported hole witty response list" alongside "We're looking into it"?

yep those are the top 2 of 10 responses that we highways people use. Its not our fault though. We've been brain washed
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PAH replied

4 April 2007, 11:41
Is that on the "reported hole witty response list" alongside "We're looking into it"?
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SallyAnne replied

4 April 2007, 11:40
Originally posted by Maxamus

As they say in Highways Engineering "every hole is a goal except a manhole"

Nice, real nice...
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Maxamus replied

4 April 2007, 11:32
As they say in Highways Engineering "every hole is a goal except a manhole"
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SallyAnne replied

4 April 2007, 11:13
Originally posted by Maxamus

Excellant. Thats what i look for in a women

Such low standards <shakes head>
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Maxamus replied

4 April 2007, 11:08
Originally posted by SallyAnne

fat, ginger, glasses....

Excellant. Thats what i look for in a women
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SallyAnne replied

4 April 2007, 11:05
Originally posted by Maxamus

is Sally a good looking busting blonde with 36DD's whos into sex all the time?

Think i can pull it off if i buy her lunch?

Sorry mate - fat, ginger, glasses....I'd wager there'd be no pulling off - more like curling inward.

I have a nice personality though
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Maxamus replied

4 April 2007, 10:59
is Sally a good looking busting blonde with 36DD's whos into sex all the time?

Think i can pull it off if i buy her lunch?
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SallyAnne replied

4 April 2007, 10:58
Originally posted by Maxamus

think i'll pop down greggs for lunch. Nice day for a walk around York. Might even bump into SallyAnne and she might even buy me a can of pop to go with my sandwhich.....

I'll be having a salad from the canteen upstairs...oh balls, April fools was the other day wasn't it?

I doubt I'll be out at lunchtime, so the pasties are safe Some of us are busy today

We're going to have to hurry up and get to know each other better Max so we can meet for a pub lunch

Edit: Jesus - that was a bit smilie wasn't it? Anyone would think I was happy today!!
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mictech replied

4 April 2007, 10:56
If I remember rightly Sally would be after a nice big Hotdog.

Or a sandwhich full of them.
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Maxamus replied

4 April 2007, 10:49
Originally posted by Burdock

i'm sure she'll buy you more than a can of pop Maxamus. she's a decent lass.
i suggest you have tea at Betty's together.

SallyAnne, are you going to get Maxamus a sticky bun or what?

Theres always a cue the size of the cue on giro day outside betty's.
I fancy fish and chips now.
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Burdock replied

4 April 2007, 10:44
i'm sure she'll buy you more than a can of pop Maxamus. she's a decent lass.
i suggest you have tea at Betty's together.

SallyAnne, are you going to get Maxamus a sticky bun or what?
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Maxamus started a topic Hmmmmmmmmm

4 April 2007, 10:29
Hmmmmmmmmm

think i'll pop down greggs for lunch. Nice day for a walk around York. Might even bump into SallyAnne and she might even buy me a can of pop to go with my sandwhich.....
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