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    Hmmmmmmmmm

    think i'll pop down greggs for lunch. Nice day for a walk around York. Might even bump into SallyAnne and she might even buy me a can of pop to go with my sandwhich.....
    Keep it clean!!!

    #2
    i'm sure she'll buy you more than a can of pop Maxamus. she's a decent lass.
    i suggest you have tea at Betty's together.

    SallyAnne, are you going to get Maxamus a sticky bun or what?

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      #3
      Originally posted by Burdock
      i'm sure she'll buy you more than a can of pop Maxamus. she's a decent lass.
      i suggest you have tea at Betty's together.

      SallyAnne, are you going to get Maxamus a sticky bun or what?
      Theres always a cue the size of the cue on giro day outside betty's.
      I fancy fish and chips now.
      Keep it clean!!!

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        #4
        If I remember rightly Sally would be after a nice big Hotdog.

        Or a sandwhich full of them.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Maxamus
          think i'll pop down greggs for lunch. Nice day for a walk around York. Might even bump into SallyAnne and she might even buy me a can of pop to go with my sandwhich.....



          I'll be having a salad from the canteen upstairs...oh balls, April fools was the other day wasn't it?

          I doubt I'll be out at lunchtime, so the pasties are safe Some of us are busy today

          We're going to have to hurry up and get to know each other better Max so we can meet for a pub lunch

          Edit: Jesus - that was a bit smilie wasn't it? Anyone would think I was happy today!!
          The pope is a tard.

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            #6
            is Sally a good looking busting blonde with 36DD's whos into sex all the time?

            Think i can pull it off if i buy her lunch?
            Keep it clean!!!

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              #7
              Originally posted by Maxamus
              is Sally a good looking busting blonde with 36DD's whos into sex all the time?

              Think i can pull it off if i buy her lunch?

              Sorry mate - fat, ginger, glasses....I'd wager there'd be no pulling off - more like curling inward.

              I have a nice personality though
              The pope is a tard.

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                #8
                Originally posted by SallyAnne
                fat, ginger, glasses....

                Excellant. Thats what i look for in a women
                Keep it clean!!!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Maxamus
                  Excellant. Thats what i look for in a women

                  Such low standards <shakes head>
                  The pope is a tard.

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                    #10
                    As they say in Highways Engineering "every hole is a goal except a manhole"
                    Keep it clean!!!

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