Girlfriend nightmare

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sasguru replied

29 March 2007, 15:18
Come to think of it, she did call herself SA and forced me to stop for a family pack of KFC on the way home (which she scoffed herself).
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Bagpuss replied

29 March 2007, 15:10
Originally posted by sasguru

And bazookas that wouldn't be out of place on a Challenger tank

Sas, would I be right in saying her name is SallyAnne??
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sasguru replied

29 March 2007, 15:04
Originally posted by wendigo100

But a great personality.

And bazookas that wouldn't be out of place on a Challenger tank
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wendigo100 replied

29 March 2007, 15:01
Originally posted by sasguru

Yes buy me a beer. And no she doesn't look like a truck at all. More like a bus.

But a great personality.
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sasguru replied

29 March 2007, 14:59
Originally posted by wendigo100

Buy the bloke a beer -.

Yes buy me a beer. And no she doesn't look like a truck at all. More like a bus.
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wendigo100 replied

29 March 2007, 14:58
Originally posted by EternalOptimist

If she is two - timing me what should I do.

Buy the bloke a beer - he tells me she looks like a truck.
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sasguru replied

29 March 2007, 14:57
Originally posted by EternalOptimist

Although I am not a geek and have no problem pulling the dollys, I find that they rabbit all day and all night if you let em. They often accuse me of not being a great conversationalist. My current gf went missing yesterday lunchtime and I think she went out with a colleague, a guy I think called luk summat.

If she is two - timing me what should I do.
PS I am 6 foot 6 and play rugby for the Slough Psychos. I have a black belt in karate and kick boxing and once served 6 months for biting the head off an alsatian that looked at me a bit funny.

Any help in finding this guy much appreciated.

Well I'm over the moon coz I pulled this fairly OK looking chick at work. Went out with her at lunch time, had a drink, made up some excuse at work, went back to hers and shagged all day. She tells me she's pissed off with her weedy boyfriend because he has the the communication skills of a typical IT geek plus he's short and skinny and has BO. So no problem there.
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VectraMan replied

29 March 2007, 14:48
I'll look out for you on crimewatch.
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EternalOptimist started a topic Girlfriend nightmare

29 March 2007, 14:47
Girlfriend nightmare

Although I am not a geek and have no problem pulling the dollys, I find that they rabbit all day and all night if you let em. They often accuse me of not being a great conversationalist. My current gf went missing yesterday lunchtime and I think she went out with a colleague, a guy I think called luk summat.

If she is two - timing me what should I do.
PS I am 6 foot 6 and play rugby for the Slough Psychos. I have a black belt in karate and kick boxing and once served 6 months for biting the head off an alsatian that looked at me a bit funny.

Any help in finding this guy much appreciated.
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