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    Girlfriend nightmare

    Although I am not a geek and have no problem pulling the dollys, I find that they rabbit all day and all night if you let em. They often accuse me of not being a great conversationalist. My current gf went missing yesterday lunchtime and I think she went out with a colleague, a guy I think called luk summat.

    If she is two - timing me what should I do.
    PS I am 6 foot 6 and play rugby for the Slough Psychos. I have a black belt in karate and kick boxing and once served 6 months for biting the head off an alsatian that looked at me a bit funny.

    Any help in finding this guy much appreciated.
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    #2
    I'll look out for you on crimewatch.
    Will work inside IR35. Or for food.

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      #3
      Originally posted by EternalOptimist
      Although I am not a geek and have no problem pulling the dollys, I find that they rabbit all day and all night if you let em. They often accuse me of not being a great conversationalist. My current gf went missing yesterday lunchtime and I think she went out with a colleague, a guy I think called luk summat.

      If she is two - timing me what should I do.
      PS I am 6 foot 6 and play rugby for the Slough Psychos. I have a black belt in karate and kick boxing and once served 6 months for biting the head off an alsatian that looked at me a bit funny.

      Any help in finding this guy much appreciated.
      Well I'm over the moon coz I pulled this fairly OK looking chick at work. Went out with her at lunch time, had a drink, made up some excuse at work, went back to hers and shagged all day. She tells me she's pissed off with her weedy boyfriend because he has the the communication skills of a typical IT geek plus he's short and skinny and has BO. So no problem there.
      Hard Brexit now!
      #prayfornodeal

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        #4
        Originally posted by EternalOptimist
        If she is two - timing me what should I do.
        Buy the bloke a beer - he tells me she looks like a truck.

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          #5
          Originally posted by wendigo100
          Buy the bloke a beer -.
          Yes buy me a beer. And no she doesn't look like a truck at all. More like a bus.
          Hard Brexit now!
          #prayfornodeal

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            #6
            Originally posted by sasguru
            Yes buy me a beer. And no she doesn't look like a truck at all. More like a bus.
            But a great personality.

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              #7
              Originally posted by wendigo100
              But a great personality.
              And bazookas that wouldn't be out of place on a Challenger tank
              Hard Brexit now!
              #prayfornodeal

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                #8
                Originally posted by sasguru
                And bazookas that wouldn't be out of place on a Challenger tank
                Sas, would I be right in saying her name is SallyAnne??
                The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                  #9
                  Come to think of it, she did call herself SA and forced me to stop for a family pack of KFC on the way home (which she scoffed herself).
                  Hard Brexit now!
                  #prayfornodeal

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