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Previously on "Anyone here do any mounting girls at work?"
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Besides the fact that I'm attached, I'm actually surrounded by IBM folk. The thought of one of them mounting me would make me puke in my soup.
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A good mounting at work should help alleviate any stressOriginally posted by SallyAnneNope
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Originally posted by MaxamusNothing a new Prada handbag or some new footwear cant fix ?
Nope
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Nothing a new Prada handbag or some new footwear cant fix ?Originally posted by SallyAnneOh I'm just ******* sick of everything.
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Originally posted by EqualOpportunitiesYes, do tell...
Oh I'm just ******* sick of everything.
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Yes, do tell...Originally posted by MaxamusWhy is that?
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Why is that?Originally posted by SallyAnneI'm never in a good mood these days
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Originally posted by MaxamusSallyAnne's not in a good mood today then...
I'm never in a good mood these days
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Originally posted by SallyAnneYou are so full of sh*t.
If this is the real you on here Freaky, then no lass would go near you, unless they were thick as pig sh*t.
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Originally posted by SallyAnneYou are so full of sh*t.
If this is the real you on here Freaky, then no lass would go near you, unless they were thick as pig sh*t.
I believe him.
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You are so full of sh*t.Originally posted by freakydancerI've boshed at least one bird from all my jobs
If this is the real you on here Freaky, then no lass would go near you, unless they were thick as pig sh*t.
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Just 1 bird from your 67 jobs?Originally posted by freakydancerI've boshed at least one bird from all my jobs - broke the duck here last Friday.
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Right. By coincidence I'm out with the girls on my team tonight. I'll let you know!Originally posted by freakydancerNever fails!
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