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play some porn sounds down the phone so when he takes his phone out and realises he's still calling you, he'll listen then think your phunking some other dude
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Originally posted by ZippyMine does this all the time. Hang up otherwise you have to listen to the moaning when the phone bill comes in
I'd be amazed if you could hear anything about yourself - Mr Z generally keeps his phone in back trouser pocket so I'm grateful that the sound is muted!
Yes, I am surprised too, but he has his 'big pocket' jeans on, so it is in the front.
It is fun listening though
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Mine does this all the time. Hang up otherwise you have to listen to the moaning when the phone bill comes in
I'd be amazed if you could hear anything about yourself - Mr Z generally keeps his phone in back trouser pocket so I'm grateful that the sound is muted!
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What I shouldn't be hearing
8Hang up, he is an idiot to sit down with moby in pocket25.00%2Keep listening he might say something about me50.00%4Phone the restaurant for a third time0.00%0Another brainy idea - please state25.00%2Wait, there is a poll coming !
My BF is out with one of his friends tonight, and he's done one of his favourite things - sat down with his moby in his pocket - moby has phoned home and I can now hear everything he and friend are saying.
I've tried to phone the place where they were going, but he antipodeon c ock head says he can't find him.
And I've tried yelling, and playing loud noises down the phone...
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