Reply to: Dead prostitutes

[wendigo100]

Another likely option is that they were murdered by the nuLieBore spin machine.

Is that like a combine harvester? They have lots out there. Typical police, a bloody great rogue combine harvester right under their noses and they can't find it!

[Buffoon]

Another likely option is that they were murdered by the nuLieBore spin machine. It’s keeping the news media very busy and is helping keep the spotlight off the troubles at No. 10. However, it’s not working as well as it did in the past because some parts of the media are wise to this trick.

[wendigo100]

Has anyone considered they might be suicides? Yet again the police have jumped to conclusions.

[BoredBloke]

Well for what it is worth, my money is on soembody from outside the area

1 - Bodies would have been seen on the back of the tractor.

2 - the strangulation marks would indicate how many fingers the murderer has and if they were webbed or not. Had he been local the press would have been calling him frog boy or some such had he been from the area.

3 - Had the murderer been local it would only be a matter of time before one of the brothers of all the 5 dead prozzies (as they are all realted in these parts) would crack and spill the beans.

[DimPrawn]

There once was a man from Belgrade,
Who found a dead whore in a cave,
He said "urgh, that's disgusting",
"she only needs dusting",
"and think of the money I'd save!"

[Buffoon]

Oy! Oy'm from Narwich!

'ave you got a light, boyeeeee? 'ave ya got a light?

[Dundeegeorge]

You'm b'aint fram Narwich, Wendigo!

Oy! Oy'm from Narwich!

N'ere I thot youm was wun o them so-fistocates fram tha big citee..

[Paddy]

Breaking news!!! According to latest research, it has been found that Jack the Ripper was in fact the first Polish immigrant in the UK!!!

I thought he was Polish with a name like Aaron Kosminiski.

[Viktor]

Breaking news!!! According to latest research, it has been found that Jack the Ripper was in fact the first Polish immigrant in the UK!!!

[wendigo100]

Norfolk and Linconshire are just as bad.

Oy! Oy'm from Narwich!

[Dundeegeorge]

Busy somewhere?

Hmnn, what's the current body count?

(Now that was bad taste).

[Dundeegeorge]

So where

is Scotspine when really bad taste posts occur?

(DG in "it's coz I is white, innit" mode)

[Buffoon]

Dunno about the truck driver bit, a van maybe, but a big truck would be conspicuously out of place down country roads.

I only made use of 'truck driver' from the previous quote, my point was I belive that the culprit would have some association with transport.

[DodgyAgent]

Dunno about the truck driver bit, a van maybe, but a big truck would be conspicuously out of place down country roads.

what colour van?

[DodgyAgent]

I keep telling ya, look for a local lad. You might be right with the truck driver bit, but that is because transport is one of the main businesses in the region and being able to drive is the No. 1 skill!

Did you see Torchwood the other week? Well it's like that or Royston vasey out there. Norfolk and Linconshire are just as bad.

You may be deputy PM but I'm in charge of this investigation !

Buffoon I want you to set up a regional assembly in Ipswich and "interview" the remaining hookers.

DA in "I'm the boss" mode