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Previously on "What should I buy Sallyanne for Christmas?"

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  • EqualOpportunities
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne
    Typical DBA
    Quite

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  • Ardesco
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    bleh bring back the oo-er fnaar fnaar thread!!!

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  • SallyAnne
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    Originally posted by EqualOpportunities
    I tell you what mate, if they were nearby I'd probably be on a 10 stretch by now

    Typical DBA

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  • EqualOpportunities
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne
    Indeed they are, and you need to seek help you perv!
    I tell you what mate, if they were nearby I'd probably be on a 10 stretch by now

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  • SallyAnne
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    Originally posted by EqualOpportunities
    Not commenting is futile anyway - I imagine the Thought Police are nearby

    Indeed they are, and you need to seek help you perv!

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  • EqualOpportunities
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne
    You can say anything you want today - everyones too scared to comment!
    Not commenting is futile anyway - I imagine the Thought Police are nearby

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  • To BI or not to BI?
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    There you go. They killed the fun....

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  • SallyAnne
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    Originally posted by To BI or not to BI?
    I can already imagnie all the comments you'll get from this.....

    You can say anything you want today - everyones too scared to comment!

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  • To BI or not to BI?
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne
    No I think he's right!!! I prefer little and often to large and infrequent
    I can already imagnie all the comments you'll get from this.....

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  • SallyAnne
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    Originally posted by Lucy
    You are sooooo wrong.

    No I think he's right!!! I prefer little and often to large and infrequent

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  • Lucy
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    You are sooooo wrong.

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  • Ardesco
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    Some words of wisdom once given to me by a fellow contractor.

    Women assign points for presents send to them, but the value of points given does not increase with the value of the present.

    You could buy your wife 1 thing in a year, that £40,000 4x4 she really wants, and you would get 10 points for the year.

    Or, you could by your wifea £5 bunch of flowers every fortnight for a year and you would get 5 points for every bunch of flowers given to her.

    In the first case you get 10 points for the year, and in the second you get ~120 points for the year.

    So overall by spending much less money on a frequent basis you will be in her good books longer and she will love you more.

    The morale of the story:

    Regulary buy your missus cheap tack to keep her happy!!

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  • xoggoth
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    Watches Deal Or No Deal? yep! definitely a woman!

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  • Mr Crosby
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    http://www.annsummers.com/single.asp...d-0b417531f98f

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  • Pig
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    Originally posted by Churchill
    I've never had any complaints.
    They need to feel it to complain

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