My name is EO, James EO

[scriptfromscratch]

its called a VESPER not vester, like the cheeky little twist and go

[autodial]

'd'

[MarillionFan]

E. Other

Get on the computer, knock up an Myspace page with her on it, offer her services for £200 for an hour for anyone who turns up in the next couple of hours, take the money, then go to the pub. Then you get the best of both worlds, beer, money and you don't have to give your missus one - who I understand from Atw is pig ugly.

hth.

[wendigo100]

D.

[EternalOptimist]

Went to see the new Bond movie today with the missus, we thought it was ok. One of the drinks he ordered he named the 'Vester' and the missus said, I hope you are taking notes.

So I whizzed out and got some ingrediants and made her a tumbler full

3 shots of Gordons
1 shot vodka
bit of white wine
bit of tonic
bit of orange


Now she is sparked out on the couch. Should I

A) Sneak in and slip her a crippler
B) Finish all the Vester then slip her a crippler
C) Dangle my dong in the tumbler, wake her up and say 'yours is stirred but not shaken' then slip her a crippler
D) disappear down the pub and try to slip the barmaid one
E) Other