This forum has turned into a nursey for sex starved adolescents..

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Sockpuppet replied

15 November 2006, 21:16
Originally posted by SallyAnne

Is this my doing?

We wouldnt be sex starved if women didnt have a thing called "standards".

Yiesh.
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Lucy replied

15 November 2006, 21:15
Originally posted by SallyAnne

No - he's far too grumpy to be a woman. No one has a period that lasts all month!

You never met the nasty northern cow I worked with at my last contract.
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SallyAnne replied

15 November 2006, 21:13
Originally posted by Lucy

I can't think of anything else.

She might be female.

No - he's far too grumpy to be a woman. No one has a period that lasts all month!
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Lucy replied

15 November 2006, 21:10
I can't think of anything else.

She might be female.
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SallyAnne replied

15 November 2006, 21:08
Originally posted by Lucy

?? Your breasts ??

Are you going to take your bra off ?

Ewww - I really dont want to think about what else he might mean
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Lucy replied

15 November 2006, 21:04
Originally posted by Forumbore

It's not my face I am worried about

?? Your breasts ??

Are you going to take your bra off ?
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Forumbore replied

15 November 2006, 18:01
Originally posted by SallyAnne

Whats the point when I will possibly see you all in 34 days?! I'd rather have you all knowing what to expect rather than watching all of your faces drop

It's not my face I am worried about
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EqualOpportunities replied

15 November 2006, 17:56
Originally posted by Forumbore

what time is it then?

Time for a pint, IMO
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Forumbore replied

15 November 2006, 17:56
Originally posted by The Clown Beater

I definitely have a cock. I just checked.

what time is it then?
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EqualOpportunities replied

15 November 2006, 17:25
Originally posted by The Lone Gunman

So what are we looking at here then? A cross between Anne Widdecome and Anne robinson <shudder> who sounds like Gazza? Had away and tulipe man!
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SallyAnne replied

15 November 2006, 17:24
Originally posted by The Lone Gunman

So what are we looking at here then? A cross between Anne Widdecome and Anne robinson <shudder> who sounds like Gazza? Had away and tulipe man!

Ha ha - yes
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The Lone Gunman replied

15 November 2006, 17:23
Originally posted by SallyAnne

Whats the point when I will possibly see you all in 34 days?! I'd rather have you all knowing what to expect rather than watching all of your faces drop

So what are we looking at here then? A cross between Anne Widdecome and Anne robinson <shudder> who sounds like Gazza? Had away and tulipe man!
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cojak replied

15 November 2006, 17:13
Originally posted by Ardesco

I'm not going to write a dirty little novel for you to help you figure it out....

http://english.literotica.com/stories/index.php
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SallyAnne replied

15 November 2006, 17:13
Originally posted by Money Money Money

Bit of a convo stopper, Hay lads

Couldn't you have just said your stuning?

Whats the point when I will possibly see you all in 34 days?! I'd rather have you all knowing what to expect rather than watching all of your faces drop
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Lucifer Box replied

15 November 2006, 17:12
Originally posted by Lucy

Tell me this isn't true.

*cries*

No, it's okay, Lucy. Here, dry your eyes and blow your nose. It wasn't me in the aforementioned comedy pic. Skiing's my thing.
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