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Previously on "Words fail me...blood boiling must resist!"

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  • Yatesy
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    "We all have a duty of care to ensure that from cradle to grave products are being used appropriately and do not do lasting harm"

    Deborah Allen, BAE

    Now thats an unfortunate quote if ever there was one, lasting harm? Hmmmm... and death wouldn't be lasting because? FFS!

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  • vetran
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    why not

    Landmines that turn to manure!

    Saves a fortune clearing up after us. Another bonus - no photo opportunities for gold diggers!

    Unfortunately Gordon will probably bill us for the cleaner air due to enviromentally friendly jets flying over.

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  • Lucifer Box
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    You may say that but I couldn't possibly comment.

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  • zeitghost
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    You really are Satan, aren't you, LB, old chap...

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  • Lucifer Box
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    I'm all for it. This is my line of business and new product lines by my clients means new business opportunities for me.

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  • Ardesco
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    Originally posted by Sockpuppet
    The US developed a bomb that made all the soliders really horny and get it on with each other.
    Gives the phrase "Make Love,Not War" a whole new meaning

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  • Sockpuppet
    replied
    Originally posted by Ardesco
    What a load of PC tosh....


    What next?? A hippy bomb that you can drop on mossies that makes them denounce thier faith, sap thier cloths for flower print and start smoking dope and dancing round trees ???

    Actually that sounds like quite a funky bomb, maybe they should invent one of those
    The US developed a bomb that made all the soliders really horny and get it on with each other.

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  • Ardesco
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    What a load of PC tosh....


    What next?? A hippy bomb that you can drop on mossies that makes them denounce thier faith, sap thier cloths for flower print and start smoking dope and dancing round trees ???

    Actually that sounds like quite a funky bomb, maybe they should invent one of those

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  • Sockpuppet
    started a topic Words fail me...blood boiling must resist!

    Words fail me...blood boiling must resist!

    http://newsvote.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/6081486.stm

    WTF? Green weapons?

    Another of BAE's ideas is what has been described as a "bang-free bomb".

    In fact, although the explosion is quieter, the bomb has been re-engineered so the risk to the user of exposure to the bomb's fumes is reduced.
    Its a ******* bomb! Its goes bang, smash crash destroy!

    I need to go to my happy place for a while.

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