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Previously on "Ok, 'Kylie', or 'Dannii'"
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Granted, I would not ask Kylie to sleep on the sofa bed... but Dannii... well, she'd break your bed and leave you like a spent salmon... allegedly...
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Yes, but Dannii could be any lap dancer. Nothing special about her. Not like Kylie.
I admit I'm a bit of a sucker for the babe next door thing.
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Have to admit I always thought Dannii was the 'hornier' of the two... fit body, sexy eyes, and just downright dirrty...
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You couldn't repopulate the planet anyway zeitghost. Since when has giant alien space lizard DNA been compatible with human DNA ??Originally posted by zeitghostIn mud....
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
All that fighting and we still wouldn't have anyone being born
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Couldn't have put it better myselfOriginally posted by DaveBAlways been Danni. Got a bit more meat on her bones than Kylie.
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Right now Danni, Kylie doesn't look so great with hardly any hair...
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Ok, 'Kylie', or 'Dannii'
22Kylie (with both boobies intact)36.36%8Dannii (smothered in baby oil)45.45%10Both, although I only have 5 minutes and then I die18.18%4The poll is expired.
Nuclear war is imminent. You have a shelter, with room for yourself and one other. The only women with you are the Minogue sisters. Which one do you invite into your shelter so you can repopulate the planet...? (No threesomes allowed - well, you can, but you die). And yes, they look like they do in the pictures...
Kylie (shakin' that booty)
http://www.celebritieshub.com/jpg102...gue_004_gd.jpg
http://humano.ya.com/kylie56/fotoskylie.jpg
Dannii (naughty, naughty minx)
http://www.music-atlas.com/images/dannii_minogue_10.jpg
http://www.music4u.ru/dannii-minogue/036.jpgLast edited by mcquiggd; 1 October 2006, 11:43.
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