Reply to: Ask AtW & Andy

[Troll]

What I can't understand is how he managed to last for 1238 posts...

Trolls normally die at 24...

No so Mr Chump Chops

[Pondlife]

I have no problem with banter in the general forum but almost every thread got hijacked even in the more serious ones.

He will be back though...... I give him an hour before he can't resist it.

[sasguru]

Personally I enjoy a bit of banter and don't really agree with banning people. Free speech and all that. Problem was he was hijacking serious threads and had absolutely nothing at all to contribute. And his insults weren't witty at all.

[chubba]

Nice!

Well done MF!

Got the little weiner banned by looks of it:

Today, 10:32
Andyw
Banned

Thanks gawd for that

[DimPrawn]

Now look what you've done!

You've killed our pet tame troll.

I hope you feel good about yourselves. I suppose you think being cruel to dumb trolls is something to be proud of, but let's see how you feel when the RSPDT (Royal Society for the Protection of Dumb Trolls) knock on your door.

[MarillionFan]

There is no point reading any posts at the moment as its all drivel.

[Pig]

MF you could forgo buying a shop and hire a hitman to remove the boring retard!! It would put him out of his misery!

[Xenophon]

Agreed.

Shame it got moved into here to be honest. I wager that MF's post strikes a chord with a lot/most CUK members.

[Andyw]

did somebody order a c0ck ?

[sasguru]

Dear AtW & Andy

Firstly, just wanted to say, I love your column. I think it's witty & entertaining - where do you guys come up with this stuff. Hilarious.

Anyway. I'm a member of a Contractors Bulletin Board on the 'interweb'. This site has always had it's members of different persuasions & different opinions, but recently it seems as if it's just two members who post constantly.

The first member is obviously quite technically gifted. But this is where it finishes. He constantly tries to have the last word on every thread. He offers advice to everyone about every subject. He's a real know-it-all, but really seems to know nothing. As someone once said about Lisa in a Simpsons episode - 'Oh here she comes an answer to a question nobody asked'. Anyway my question is, do you think this member has anything else in his life and how can we stop him offering stupid advice to everyone?

The second member is posting at a horrendous rate. It's obvious to all around that he has limited mental capacity and in fact may be a young child sitting at his mothers computer. At 4 0 Clock each day she obviously comes home and switches it off. His endless drivel is really clogging up the boards. If it was email he would be arrested for spam. Do you think we should try to engage him and talk to him as an adult or should we ignore him?

I hope you can help.

Yours

Marillion Fan
Contractor UK Member

[darmstadt]

Here's a Yahoo Group for you to join

(NSFW)

[Andyw]

MF havent you got 50k to find quickly before the Estate Agent realises your just a time waster ?

[Andyw]

[Xenophon]

bollox is it !

Die.

[Andyw]

bollox is it !