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Andyw replied

11 September 2006, 09:12
back to 10 a piece !
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Mr Crosby replied

8 September 2006, 17:45
Any
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Andyw replied

8 September 2006, 14:11
Brunnetts win!
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oraclesmith replied

6 September 2006, 14:39
Originally posted by DaveB

Which one has the biggest boobs?

Surely it's not just about boobs, it's about look and acting ability !
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DaveB replied

6 September 2006, 14:35
Which one has the biggest boobs?
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oraclesmith replied

6 September 2006, 14:30
Originally posted by Andyw

6 a piece....and I thought blondes were quite popular !

Stormy Daniels !
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Pig replied

6 September 2006, 14:19
One thing I miss
Is Cold Ethyl and her skeleton kiss
We met last night
Making love by the refrigerator light

Ethyl, Ethyl, let me squeeze you in my arms
Ethyl, Ethyl, come and freeze me with your charms

One thing, no lie
Ethyl's frigid as an Eskimo Pie
She's cool in bed
And she ought to be...'cause Ethyl's dead

Ethyl, Ethyl, let me squeeze you in my arms
Ethyl, Ethyl, come and freeze me with your charms

Come on, Cold Ethyl
Freeze me, babe

One thing, it's true
Cold Ethyl, I am stuck on you
And everything is my way
Ethyl don't have much to say

Ethyl, Ethyl, let me squeeze you in my arms
Ethyl, Ethyl, come and freeze me with your charms

Come here, Cold Ethyl
What makes you so cold?
Ooh, so cold...ooh...
Cold Ethyl, Cold, Cold Ethyl
Cold Ethyl, Cold, Cold Ethyl
Cold Ethyl, Cold, Cold Ethyl
Cold Ethyl, Cold, Cold Ethyl

If I live till I'm 97
You'll still be waiting in refrigerator heaven
Cause you're cool, you're ice
Cold Ethyl, you're my paradise
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Pig replied

6 September 2006, 13:25
If they are dead you can save them in fridge for later!!!
Anyone for seconds !!!
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Andyw replied

6 September 2006, 13:03
6 a piece....and I thought blondes were quite popular !
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BoredBloke replied

6 September 2006, 11:54
At a push still warm.

Afterall, dead girls don't say no but its not nice when some rotten coont splits on you.
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monkeyboy replied

6 September 2006, 08:43
Is breathing optional?
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DaveB replied

6 September 2006, 08:34
Where is the option for "Who cares as long as she's still breathing?"
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Pig replied

6 September 2006, 07:10
As long as she is breathing does it matter!!!!!
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oraclesmith replied

6 September 2006, 00:05
Back !
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ferret replied

5 September 2006, 23:21
Which bit?
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