A penguin takes his car to the garage as it's over heating. Mechanic tells him to come back in an hour.
Being a hot day, the penguin gets a bit uncomfortable and buys a massive tub of ice cream to cool down.
When he arrives back at the garage, face covered in ice cream, the mechanic looks at him and says "Looks like you've blown a seal".
The penguin replies "No ! It's ice cream, honest"
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Originally posted by v8gaz View PostA baby seal goes into a bar and asks for a Canadian Club on the rocks....
(It was topical in the 80s)
Shop assistant: What are you looking for dear?
Walrus: A nice tight seal.
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostGood to see that articulated debate is still alive on cuk.
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Originally posted by v8gaz View PostA baby seal goes into a bar and asks for a Canadian Club on the rocks....
(It was topical in the 80s)
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A baby seal goes into a bar and asks for a Canadian Club on the rocks....
(It was topical in the 80s)
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostNot nice when you get stood up, is it?
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostBTW. Where's your man??!!! Fooking stood me up in a pub last month (or maybe it was the month before that?) Actually may have been March or April I've lost track of time!!!! Bloody lightweight.
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostBTW. Where's your man??!!! Fooking stood me up in a pub last month (or maybe it was the month before that?) Actually may have been March or April I've lost track of time!!!! Bloody lightweight.
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostBTW. Where's your man??!!! Fooking stood me up in a pub last month (or maybe it was the month before that?) Actually may have been March or April I've lost track of time!!!! Bloody lightweight.
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostJaney Mac - I've honest to God never seen it in any supermarket here - maybe it's just down south.
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostGood to see that articulated debate is still alive on cuk.
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostIf you're mixing it with ginger ale it surely matters little
What's it like - most similar to bourbon, Irish, or scotch? Whisk[e]y and ginger is my favourite mixed drink but only with cheap stuff... Tesco value brand all the way.
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostThat stuff is my fave I have it with ginger ale... it's delish. Really bloody difficult to come by in this country though.
What's it like - most similar to bourbon, Irish, or scotch? Whisk[e]y and ginger is my favourite mixed drink but only with cheap stuff... Tesco value brand all the way.
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Originally posted by speling bee View PostHow awful for you. We'll see if the Red Cross can organise a relief convoy or something.
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