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That's what I thought, while the other one of the pool is taken form the bushes. Presumably 1 handed!Originally posted by d000hg View PostSo your idea of a good time is taking surreptitious photos of topless men in the park?
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Between us, you thought of it first.Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View PostYou'd rather be frolicking with the topless men in the park than taking their photos ?
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You'd rather be frolicking with the topless men in the park than taking their photos ?Originally posted by scooterscot View Postno.
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no.Originally posted by d000hg View PostSo your idea of a good time is taking surreptitious photos of topless men in the park?
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FTFYOriginally posted by scooterscot View PostYes. Some men are more insecure than others. It's a Scottish thing.
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Yes. Some men are bigger than others. It's a Scottish thing.Originally posted by original PM View Postis that first picture a selfie or your feet n c0ck?

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Wahay!CUK: Gloating is a sign of insecurity, Scooterscot -- shove it. Now, do you want to
know how to get to the Queen or not?
Scooterscot: Yes, I thought some kind of disguise. You know, I do a very good Mary,
Queen of Scots. (turns away, rustles his hair, raises his shoulders and
turns back to them, speaking in falsetto very thick Scottish dialect
(actually this voice is not that of the actor, but is a woman's voice))
`Hoots, mon! Whar's me heid?'
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Scorchio!
I hope everyone else enjoyed their Pfingstmontag day off. Topped 33 degrees C. To lounge by the pool complete with beer garden, does life get any better?

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