Salmond and Cameron cooked this up between them just to make money.
In a phone call today, the CIA heard Cameron say 'I got 1m today Al, how much have you made?'
Salmond said 'Nothing so far, but if you leak it to the papers, those idiots who won the Eurolottery are bound to up that by 2m tomorrow!
Idiots falling over themselves to give money to politicians, who would have thought it...

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