whats the record

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Mordac replied

31 August 2006, 16:08
Quality.
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Numptycorner replied

31 August 2006, 16:03
Janey! Janey!
Janey and her Magic Torch.
Down the helter skelter, faster and faster
towards Taffy Land.

Mordy! Mordy!
Following hard behind.
Ready for adventure, always there looking for porn
...or a helping hand!

Mordy wants to spray his goo and the other sex starved nerds too,
the strangest people you've ever seen.
And the torch with it's magical beam -
If I hadn't really been there in light relief
I'd think that I was dreaming too!

Janey! Janey!
No two nights are the same.
And life is one long glorious game
with Janey.
Janey and her Magic Torch!
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Pondlife replied

31 August 2006, 15:56
Originally posted by Numptycorner

Janey and her magic torch

No two nights are the same.
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Numptycorner replied

31 August 2006, 15:32
Janey, Janey, Janey and her magic torch

go on guys, shine a light under her bushel!
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Francko replied

31 August 2006, 15:27
Originally posted by Mordac

What a boring bastard. It's much morer fun to post here and wait for Janey to turn up.

Janey = Instant Relief.

(Watch me get a slap for that...)

Much more more
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Flubster replied

31 August 2006, 15:05
Originally posted by Mordac

What a boring bastard. It's much morer fun to post here and wait for Janey to turn up.

Janey = Instant Relief.

(Watch me get a slap for that...)

Or a ban. Sorry...didn't add an irony smilie before...
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Mordac replied

31 August 2006, 15:03
Originally posted by Flubster

Why don't we just post this kind of drivel straight into the appropriate section in the first place?

What a boring bastard. It's much morer fun to post here and wait for Janey to turn up.

Janey = Instant Relief.

(Watch me get a slap for that...)
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Flubster replied

31 August 2006, 14:12
Why don't we just post this kind of drivel straight into the appropriate section in the first place?
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n5gooner started a topic whats the record

31 August 2006, 14:09
whats the record

what the record for being move to light relief.

I know one person got banned for talking about uphill gardeners...
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