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  • speling bee
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    That's an analog(ue) computer.

    But a really really really fecking clever one.
    Not just the design, but some serious precision engineering.

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  • MicrosoftBob
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    Surely it would be whoever invented the Abacus

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by eek View Post
    Neither Ada Lovelace would be a better bet.

    Babbage never completed beyond a calculator...
    Ada Lovelace is AndyW's mum shocker!

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  • speling bee
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    Antikythera mechanism - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Stig. it was non portable and ran on lith





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  • Doggy Styles
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    Originally posted by eek View Post
    Neither Ada Lovelace would be a better bet.

    Babbage never completed beyond a calculator...
    Calculation is the essence of a computer.

    Programming with loops and conditionals, storage etc are enhancements to that basic tenet.

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by original PM View Post
    As Turing was chemically castrated for being gay I imagine he was not the daddy......
    Letters of Note: Yours in distress, Alan

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  • eek
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    Neither Ada Lovelace would be a better bet.

    Babbage never completed beyond a calculator...

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  • OwlHoot
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    Maybe the real Daddy was Joseph Jacquard (1752–1834), who invented looms programmable by punched cards.

    Mind you, that article says that in 1725 someone called Basile Bouchon introduced the principle of using a perforated band of paper in a loom. So perhaps Bouchon is the grand daddy.

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  • original PM
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    As Turing was chemically castrated for being gay I imagine he was not the daddy......

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  • mudskipper
    started a poll Who's the daddy?

    Who's the daddy?

    13
    Alan Turing
    0.00%
    0
    Charles Babbage
    61.54%
    8
    AndyW's mum
    38.46%
    5
    BBC keep describing Alan Turing as the Father of Computing.

    When I were a lass, it was Charles Babbage.

    Poll to follow

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