Reply to: Oh Dear - Tories spend their time dreaming up new taxes

[wendigo100]

For the record, I would rather have a Pakistani Prime Minister, than a Kiwi/Aussie/Safa one. Now stick that in yer didgeridoo and smoke it.

I'd rather have an Aussie:

Boatload of "refugees": You've got to let us in or we'll drown!

Aussie PM: Then feck off and drown. Goodbye.

[Flubster]

Unfortunately the only people capable of running this country are aussies, kiwis and safas. The sooner we take over the better for everyone (the alternative is for the pakis to take over, and I dont think many of you want that! ).

Mailman

After reading this, I was going to suggest a ban on all persons from the Southern Hemisphere, but then realised it would be a very empty forum.

For the record, I would rather have a Pakistani Prime Minister, than a Kiwi/Aussie/Safa one. Now stick that in yer didgeridoo and smoke it.

[Mailman]

Havent we got any english people capable of doing the job ?

England is better off when all the MP's are away on freeby holidays !

Unfortunately the only people capable of running this country are aussies, kiwis and safas. The sooner we take over the better for everyone (the alternative is for the pakis to take over, and I dont think many of you want that! ).

Mailman

[mcquiggd]

Are there any..? He seems to only trust the English if they can be biologically described as female.

[wendigo100]

Havent we got any english people capable of doing the job ?

Of New Labour prime minister? Let's see. Who is the most senior Englishman in the New Labour party?

[CaribbeanPirate]

True.

But I think they have given up on that. I know I have.

[DaveB]

Can't get me!!!


No clients in the UK, no expenses in the UK.
No money flows through the UK.
I am officially non-resident in the UK.

My 91 days are uneffected (confirmed by accountant) because of personal reasons.

That would be apart from this little lot then?

[Flubster]

Out of interest, which one was most expensive?

It's not on the original list, but don't tell the missus.

[ratewhore]

So long as I've got my Philipinno wife, my Porsche and my country cottage, I fail to see a problem.

Out of interest, which one was most expensive?

[Fleetwood]

My 91 days are uneffected (confirmed by accountant) because of personal reasons

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[AlfredJPruffock]

Can't get me!!!


No clients in the UK, no expenses in the UK.
No money flows through the UK.
I am officially non-resident in the UK.

My 91 days are uneffected (confirmed by accountant) because of personal reasons.

Under the provisions of IR666 you would be deemed to be Domiciled in the UK and therefore subject to taxation of all your estate and finally subject to an iron coffin with spikes in the inside.

Just joking , good luck Pete !
Ps any tips on getting some work over there in the Cayman ? I can do most IT drudge and Piano Tuning

[CaribbeanPirate]

"Hello, is that the HMRC investigations hotline? Have I got a hot tip for you!"

Can't get me!!!


No clients in the UK, no expenses in the UK.
No money flows through the UK.
I am officially non-resident in the UK.

My 91 days are uneffected (confirmed by accountant) because of personal reasons.

[Andyw]

"Hello, is that the HMRC investigations hotline? Have I got a hot tip for you!"

LOL !

[DaveB]

I am a resident of the Cayman Islands!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah!!!!!





I am stuck in London 'coz my mum is due to pop her clogs very soon. (Went to see her on Tueday after having a break since Thursday - quite a change). I've also got some other stuff that is going to keep me here for most of the rest of the year though.

"Hello, is that the HMRC investigations hotline? Have I got a hot tip for you!"

[Fleetwood]

COBOL coding PITA, but at £1k a day, I wasn't going to complain too much.

Bollox....