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  • MarillionFan
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    Just walked past again and all the fish in the tank I had my tootsies in are now floating on the top.

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  • scooterscot
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    Popular with Chavs in the shopping centre.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by stek View Post
    Try it with Honey Badgers....
    ftfy, no charge.

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by Paddy View Post
    Not since the local vicar got HIV from doing it
    <DrHouse>Of course he got it from a fish, not from dipping the holy pen in a parishioner's inkpot</DrHouse>

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  • Paddy
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Sitting here having one of those fish pedicures. Really weird feeling,like pins and needles as the little blighters peck away munching the dead skin from my athletes infected foot.

    Weird.

    Anyone tried it?

    Not since the local vicar got HIV from doing it

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  • Dactylion
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Sitting here having one of those fish pedicures. Really weird feeling,like pins and needles as the little blighters peck away munching the dead skin from my athletes infected foot.

    Weird.

    Anyone tried it?
    No! wtf would I want to nibble the infected foot of your athlete.

    PS
    Why do you even have an athlete?

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  • stek
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    Try it with crocodiles....

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  • MarillionFan
    started a topic Fish pedicure

    Fish pedicure

    Sitting here having one of those fish pedicures. Really weird feeling,like pins and needles as the little blighters peck away munching the dead skin from my athletes infected foot.

    Weird.

    Anyone tried it?

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