Reply to: Fatwah allows sodomy for jihad purposes

[EternalOptimist]

That´s almost what my Indian co-conspirator said at lunch today after witnessing a pathetic Dutch attempt at making tea. He said 'the British occupied my country and stole all the diamonds but least you guys know how to make a decent cup of tea'.

damn right.

and we didnt give the dusky ones a chance to worry about bumming each other or using satire, they were too worried about the price of salt.

bring back the raj. and the salt tax

[Mich the Tester]

Bring back the raj

That´s almost what my Indian co-conspirator said at lunch today after witnessing a pathetic Dutch attempt at making tea. He said 'the British occupied my country and stole all the diamonds but least you guys know how to make a decent cup of tea'.

[EternalOptimist]

What this all shows, obviously, is that the world needed the British empire.

Bring back the raj

[Mich the Tester]

Define "most gay"?

Pushes back harder than the rest?

[barrydidit]

But getting stoned is.

I remember one Christmas being livened up by grandad reminiscing about the war. He never said much about his service till he observed 'that reminds me of the time we all got stoned in Libya'.

Dead now, bless him but the 'stoned' comment lives on.

[TheFaQQer]

One's arse really would go through one's mind on the way to the 72 raisins.

rectum




(Oh, it certainly did that )

[mudskipper]

As in 'death by...'? It's probably not a sharia compliant punishment tbh

But getting stoned is.

[barrydidit]

Which is worse - rum, sodomy, or the lash?

As in 'death by...'? It's probably not a sharia compliant punishment tbh

[OwlHoot]

"Which is worse: alcohol or sodomy?"

"Ooh, tough call."

Which is worse - rum, sodomy, or the lash?

[NickFitz]

Well I was thinking a cork, but I guess if alcohol's forbidden...

"Which is worse: alcohol or sodomy?"

"Ooh, tough call."

[mudskipper]

I had a feeling it was a hoax, because apart from anything else someone needing a bottie dilation for substance smuggling or concealing could easily (in a manner of speaking) do it themselves.

Well I was thinking a cork, but I guess if alcohol's forbidden...

[OwlHoot]

Of course since it originally appeared around 2009 it has been taken up and spread as fact by a number of Far Right groups, some of which have links to Israeli intelligence. It's a bit like when idiots post stories from The Onion on Facebook, believing them to be actual news, not satire. ...

I had a feeling it was a hoax, because apart from anything else someone needing a bottie dilation for substance smuggling or concealing could easily (in a manner of speaking) do it themselves.

[NickFitz]

The video is, of course, a hoax; but the interesting thing is that it's originally a hoax perpetrated by a Shia Muslim satellite TV station as a way of mocking Wahsabi Sunni Muslims. In other words, it's the equivalent of a Protestant making derogatory jokes about Catholics, or a Greek Orthodox TV station spreading scatological rumours about a fictitious Anabaptist sermon.

Turns out Islam isn't one big thing and Muslims don't all believe the same stuff, just like Christianity. Who knew?

Of course since it originally appeared around 2009 it has been taken up and spread as fact by a number of Far Right groups, some of which have links to Israeli intelligence. It's a bit like when idiots post stories from The Onion on Facebook, believing them to be actual news, not satire.

The original statement read out in the video can be found in the Internet Archive, posted on an Arabic forum: www.montdiatna.com.

If you don't know any Arabic, the fact that the name “Sheikh Abu al-Dema al-Qasab” translates to Sheikh Bloody Butcher should be enough of a giveaway

More at Sodomy for jihad? Venerable LGBT magazine The Advocate spreads vile Islamophobic hoax | The Electronic Intifada and Israel intel-linked MEMRI perpetuates "sodomy for jihad" hoax | The Electronic Intifada from 2012.

[NorthWestPerm2Contr]

Accusing people of something is normally a derogatory thing. Are you accusing them of being "big gays" because that would be a bad thing?

In case you didn't actually understand my point, I was accusing them of hypocrisy (see below for definition).


Hypocrisy:
the practice of claiming to have higher standards or more noble beliefs than is the case.
The practice of professing beliefs, feelings, or virtues that one does not hold or possess; falseness.

[NorthWestPerm2Contr]

Sounds like dooohg is having trouble with the word "gayness".

If it helps, doohg, it's similar to "gayitude" or "gayicity".

I'm sure dooohg will appreciate all the help he is getting in understanding the new phrase he has learnt. It's always good to help a fellow contractor.