Exfoliation

[vetran]

yes but depilitation doesn't rhyme and its not a funny mental picture.

so a bit of poetic licence.

work with me.

[TykeMerc]

Not his fault - he' a bit old and depilated.

Coat madam?

[mudskipper]

You do realise exfoliation is nothing to do with waxing don't you...

Not his fault - he's a bit old and depilated.

[doodab]

You do realise exfoliation is nothing to do with waxing don't you...

[vetran]

Wow.. Just taken the bikini line for a spin with new wax (with one of the regulars in my local, in case you're wondering, so he has seen it all before).

Quick blast up the oxo tower and back but the golden moment came as we turned to the High Street. It was a bit stiffer than we expected.

In the end we got a group of youths that pulled on the corner, as it finally came away they did a double take and in slow motion their lips mouthed the word "F*** me " in unison as craashed to the floor with Phil Collins' Sussudio blaring out.

What no fuzz!