Exfoliation

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vetran replied

26 May 2014, 10:13
yes but depilitation doesn't rhyme and its not a funny mental picture.

so a bit of poetic licence.

work with me.
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TykeMerc replied

26 May 2014, 10:08
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

Not his fault - he' a bit old and depilated.

Coat madam?
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mudskipper replied

26 May 2014, 10:05
Originally posted by doodab View Post

You do realise exfoliation is nothing to do with waxing don't you...

Not his fault - he's a bit old and depilated.

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doodab replied

26 May 2014, 09:58
You do realise exfoliation is nothing to do with waxing don't you...
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vetran started a topic Exfoliation

26 May 2014, 09:41
Exfoliation

Wow.. Just taken the bikini line for a spin with new wax (with one of the regulars in my local, in case you're wondering, so he has seen it all before).

Quick blast up the oxo tower and back but the golden moment came as we turned to the High Street. It was a bit stiffer than we expected.

In the end we got a group of youths that pulled on the corner, as it finally came away they did a double take and in slow motion their lips mouthed the word "F*** me " in unison as craashed to the floor with Phil Collins' Sussudio blaring out.

What no fuzz!
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